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Song Parodies -> "Red Flag ( next to my emails )"

Original Song Title:

"White Flag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dido

Parody Song Title:

"Red Flag ( next to my emails )"

Parody Written by:

puppy_christine

The Lyrics

This is dedicated to the one I love!!!
I know you think that I shouldn't still live on,
Or email you that,
But if I didn't send it, well I'd still have thought about it
But there's no point in that.

I promise I'll be trying to demolish your tiny inbox,
So just turn your SpamGuard on.

But I won't go down with that ship,
I'll just type my messages and press ENTER
There will be no red flag next to my emails
I'm in love and always by your side.

I know I've left too much mess and confusion to come back again
And you said nothing but the truth
I understand if you won't reply to me again
And if you live by the rules of 'no junk mail'
then I'm sure that makes no sense.

OK, I'll go down with this ship
Will throw my phone up, stop calling you
But yet there'll be no red flag next to my email
I'm in love, will always love you.

And when you'll leave
Which I'm sure you will
All I told you then
Will stay there still
I'll let you go
And hold my tongue
And you will think
That I was playing a role...

But I will go on, act like a sheep
And I won't put my keyboard up or surrender
There will be no red flag next to my emails
I'm in pain, and always will be.
( repeat last chorus)

I will go down with this ship
And I won't even reply to your messages,
But no there will be no red flag next to my emails so be careful,
I'll always be in love with you.

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Serafina - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing was good; the parody itself was all right. You did a good job with it.
Hopeless Romantic - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Your man must be very lucky to have you, or are you the lucky one? Either way, good song.
noodly_doo! - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
random?
puppy_christine - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
noodly_doo!, what do you mean?

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