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Song Parodies -> "Lame-o!"

Original Song Title:

"Thank you"

Original Performer:

Dido

Parody Song Title:

"Lame-o!"

Parody Written by:

Cal

The Lyrics

This is one of my favourite songs, but I remade it to vent my anger on
those bloody ISPs...
The internet will not comply,
it simply won't connect
eventually, though, I will find
a way to just forget
that I had ever not bothered just to plug in the internet socket,
the one that shows me how to start it up, to start it up

This connection is really lame, so lame it deals me pain
by simply faking to be slow, it makes me more insane
than if I was in a room with a tap dripping for a whole entire day.
That's the sort of thing that will drive me mad, it's kinda sad.

Oh god, this is lame-o.
It's taking me so long to load this webpage
Although it's only Google,
and not some site with slowness that provokes rage.

The logo for Google appears
after a few long years,
and now I have to pay a fine
I can't afford, I fear
that even if i pay I'll still owe
big money, my fate's clear
Like 50 million

Oh god, this is lame-o.
It's taking me so long to load this webpage
Although it's only Google,
and not some slow site with speed that provokes rage.

Oh god, this is lame-o.
It's taking me so long to load this webpage
Although it's only Google,
and not some slow site with speed that provokes rage.
The internet for dummies, step one: NEVER choose dialup!

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