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Song Parodies -> "Wash Rag"

Original Song Title:

"White Flag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dido

Parody Song Title:

"Wash Rag"

Parody Written by:

Catlover*girl

The Lyrics

I know you make me
Wash all of the dishes,
And I hate that.
But if I didn't clean them,
Well they'd still be dirty,
Where's the sense in that?
I know that you're just trying to make my life harder,
But I won't take it no more.

I will throw down this wet towel,
And I won't put my hands in soapy water.
There will be one wash rag upon the floor...
Clean your own dirty dishes.

I know I leave too
Much mess on my plate
After I eat my lunch,
But your plate's just as bad, I
Mean look at the leftovers
That you you did not munch,
You make me do dishes while you watch TV
And that just does not make sense.

I will throw down this wet towel,
And I won't put my hands in soapy water.
There will be one wash rag upon the floor...
Clean your own dirty dishes.

And when I leave,
Which I surely will,
Your plates will be
So dirty still.
You'll have to wash
Them on your own,
And you will wish
You weren't alone!

I will throw down this wet towel,
And I won't put my hands in soapy water.
There will be one wash rag upon the floor...
Clean your own dirty dishes.

I will throw down this wet towel,
And I won't put my hands in soapy water.
There will be one wash rag upon the floor...
Clean your own dirty dishes.

I will throw down this wet towel,
And I won't put my hands in soapy water.
There will be one wash rag upon the floor...
Clean your own dirty dishes.

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Birgitta - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi Catlover* Girl. : ) I was gonna do this just two days ago.You did an excellent job! Pacing is great! I like this very much. TC
Blade - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good. This would be a hit for Dido in her own right.
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"

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