My beer's gone warm,
I'm wonderin' why I've got my new leather belt.
You broke the lamp, it was so priceless.
Now I'm gonna whip ya' down.
Now even if I could,
You'd be black and blue,
With a dented bloody nose.
It reminds me that you are so bad.
You are so bad.

You drank some vodka before your bedtime,
I caught you smoking a blunt.
I think you knew what you were doing now,
You rotten little punk.
And even if I could,
I would kick your butt,
But then I'd be so sued.
But then your scarred butt reminds me,
That you are so bad.
You are so bad.

I want to spank you,
For breaking all the best things in my life.
I just want to beat up you,
For breaking all the valuables in my life.

When everyone is in their bed,
You're getting your spanking or two.
When you're being bad again,
All I beat is you.
Even if my heart is black,
I will always punish you.
Because you're naughty.

I want to spank you,
For breaking all the best things in my life.
I just want to beat up you,
For breaking all the valuables in my life.
I want to spank you,
For breaking all the best things in my life.
I just want to beat up you,
For breaking all the valuables in my life.