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Song Parodies -> "Spank You"

Original Song Title:

"Thank You"

Original Performer:

Dido

Parody Song Title:

"Spank You"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

My beer's gone warm,
I'm wonderin' why I've got my new leather belt.
You broke the lamp, it was so priceless.
Now I'm gonna whip ya' down.
Now even if I could,
You'd be black and blue,
With a dented bloody nose.
It reminds me that you are so bad.
You are so bad.

You drank some vodka before your bedtime,
I caught you smoking a blunt.
I think you knew what you were doing now,
You rotten little punk.
And even if I could,
I would kick your butt,
But then I'd be so sued.
But then your scarred butt reminds me,
That you are so bad.
You are so bad.

I want to spank you,
For breaking all the best things in my life.
I just want to beat up you,
For breaking all the valuables in my life.

When everyone is in their bed,
You're getting your spanking or two.
When you're being bad again,
All I beat is you.
Even if my heart is black,
I will always punish you.
Because you're naughty.

I want to spank you,
For breaking all the best things in my life.
I just want to beat up you,
For breaking all the valuables in my life.
I want to spank you,
For breaking all the best things in my life.
I just want to beat up you,
For breaking all the valuables in my life.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 28

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o - March 15, 2003 - Report this comment
"beat up you"? desperate for a rhyme are we...
S.T.G. - March 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, I was.......... Especially when I made that song when the single first came out. Remember, practice makes perfect. Though, currently my parodies suck no matter how good the pacing is.
hmmmm - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
hmmmmmm im happy
Diana - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment
You made me laugh... reminded me of something :) Nice parody though I think your pacing could have been better. And "beat up you"... that just doesn't sound English to me... Anyway I enjoyed it.

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