Verse 1:
I ain't been wearin' my pants recently. But what I got comes down to my knee. I don't look straight, but I feel great, and I always shave. I go to work and I look weird. The bossman said "Son what happened to your beard? It don't look right." But I just keep thinkin' how, this thing feels tight.

Chorus:
What a beautiful dress, what a beautiful dress i'm in. Spendin' all my time in this. Peolpe think that i'm a Miss. What a grat collection that Isaved up in, but I can't take it off. At least until this thing's paid off. What a beautiful, what a beautiful dress i'm in (ahhhAHHHahhhhhhhh).

Verse 2:
This morning put polish on my nails. I put high-heels on my feet, and on my legs I put NAIR. People make fun of me, but I don't.. care.

(Reapeat Chorus)

Verse 3:
Is it the style? Is it the veil? All I know is that I got it on saaale.

Chorus 2:
What a beautiful dress, what a beautiful dress i'm in. Spendin' all my time in this. They wont stop callin' me a Miss. What a great collection that I saved up in, but I can"t take it off. At least until this thing's paid off. What a beautiful, what a beautiful dress i'm in(ahhhhAHHHHHahhhhhhh) (RuPAAAAAAuuuul) (aHHHHHHHHHHahhhhhhh)