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Song Parodies -> "Hamburger II: The Burger King"

Original Song Title:

"Murmaider II: The Water God"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dethklok

Parody Song Title:

"Hamburger II: The Burger King"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

A direct sequel to my Hamburger Murmaider parody. May not be as good as the first but still a good laugh.
May the King watch over you

As he brings you breakfast in bed

But now your hidden way to get your food
Deep in your stomach, your food digested
And the fat starts to spread to the ends of your body
The one that cooks the foods, that cooks for your delight

He cooks divine fries, he has scary teeth
His appearances are awkward, his head can make you freak

He's got Tomatoes
(CHECK)
Onions
(CHECK)
A master at the art of fast food, rivals fear his big head

So you drive towards, a fast food chain
Invited by the clown who loves little kids
This freak who beckons you, waits with horrid food
Gives the children nightmares, dreams prevent the sleep

And so you eat on!
Eat on!
And so you eat on!
Eat on!
Keep eating now!

And the clown gives you this warning
If you eat at McDonalds, you'll be met with fat
You'll be seen as an enemy of the king
And he will haunt you the rest of his life
And you say

"I'll get the number one
(CHECK)
It's my usual nowadays
(CHECK)
I've ate here before
(CHECK)
He should fear your French fries."
(CHECK)

So now you know then you drive through the street then
Harness your seat
Because one day you may be called
To meet the mighty king, deep within his lair
And if your at McDonalds, your life will not be spared

And your body's gone fat
You'll never go back
You'll never stop coming, and you'll always fatten up

Your body has transformed, your body has swelled
Your fingers reach for fries
For your cavity filled mouth

A crown of murdered cows will sit upon your head
Those who wish to faten you,
Will have their wishes granted

The minions of the king will bow and sing praise
Ask you for your order, and what to drink with that

And you'll say:
I am the Burger King

You will cook for the Burger King
You will serve for the Burger King
You will fatten the Burger King
Live for the Burger King
Die for the Burger King

And the rival fast food chains linger further....

And will have everything against you...
Yeah not as good as the first one, but still pretty funny if you ask me.

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DJ Blaze - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Welcome back! Great sequel: check! Epic OS: check! Perfect pacing: check! LOls: check! 555 555 555 555 555 555 555 555
2Eagle - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
That's a 555 and so is your colesterol.
Christie Marie M - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Another great fast food parody from you, Samurai! Yep, McDonald's loaded with lots of cholesterol! Well, so is Burger King. Anyways, when I dined at McDonald's last year, one of the customers had a heart attack, someone called 911, he was wheeled away in a stretcher, and taken in an ambulance on the way to a local hospital! Here's your order of 5 Double Whoppers, 5 large fries, and 5 large sodas for this one!
SamuraiMaster - November 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the welcome back :) Got a good three parodies awaiting approval and stuff. Thanks for the 555.

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