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Song Parodies -> "Hamburger"

Original Song Title:

"Murmaider"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dethklok

Parody Song Title:

"Hamburger"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

I'm a big fan of Dethklok, and to celebrate the upcoming album I decided to take one of their songs and make you all hungry by reading this.
There is no food in the fridge of my house
Nothing to quench my hunger
And since I seek fast food
All Ineed are heart cloggers delights
I'll need my

Fries, CHECK
Ketchup, CHECK
Mustard, CHECK
Salt, CHECK
Soda, CHECK
Onion Rings, CHECK
Chicken, CHECK
Dipping Sauce, CHECK

HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER
HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER
HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER
HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER

But beware, for if you work at fast food locations
Others will seek, food from you
And they won't rest, until they're fed
They'll have their

Cars, CHECK
Money, CHECK
Body, CHECK
Children, CHECK
Menus, CHECK
Credit Cards, CHECK
Desire, CHECK
Hunger, CHECK

Stuff your face, chew and swallow
Smell of fries, oh so hollow
The drive through, I tried to drive
I tried to order some burgers
It's so hot, brioled hot
What to eat, what's your treat
Thousand burgers await for thee
Covered in a million seeds
As you eat, all your meal
Eating the murdered kin of cows
Ate their meat, drank your Coke
Wash your hands with bathroom soap
Feel your blood, try to pump
Heart beats faster from inside
Feels like you gto kicked by a yak
Your body suffers a heart attack!

HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER
HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER
HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER
HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER

[solo]

Coke, CHECK
Ice Cream, CHECK
Slushee, CHECK
Fat, CHECK
Cheese, CHECK
Mad Cow Disease, CHECK
Burger, CHECK
Spatula, CHECK

Burger! Burger, Broiled, Burger!
Burger! Burger, Broiled, Burger!

As you eat, all your meal
Eating the murdered kin of cows
Ate their meat, drank your Coke
Wash your hands with bathroom soap
Feel your blood, try to pump
Heart beats faster from inside
Feels like you gto kicked by a yak
Your body suffers a heart attack!
CHECK!
CHECK!
CHECK!
You body suffers a heart attack!
CHECK!
CHECK!
CHECK!
Your Body suffers a heart attack!

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DJ Blaze - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
This reminded me of the Dethklok PBJ song. 555, now I'm hungry!
Christie Marie M - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
The thought of hamburgers made me think about this hamburger addicted character Wimpy from Popeye who loves to eat hamburgers and mooches off of people telling them he'll gladly pay them Tuesday for a hamburger today! He even makes me hungry when I watch him eat hamburgers. Take 5 Whoppers, 5 Big Macs, and 5 Quarter Pounders for this one!

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