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Song Parodies -> "Pizza Hut Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"Duncan Hills Coffee"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Pizza Hut Pizza"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

Sort of a response to my good buddy Christie's "Craving For Some Pasta", this is a parody about the king of restaurants: Pizza Hut!
Do you folks like pizza?
Real pizza from the town of Addison?

The Pizza Hut will wake you
From a thousand deaths
A slice so piping hot (DIE! DIE!)
You're dying for a slice

Small personal pan
Thin and Crispy crust
Rippin' Dippin' Strips (DIE! DIE!)
You're dying for a slice

Prepare for ultimate toppings
You're gonna get some
And moan for P'zone


("No sweep, you suck!" guitar solo)

Note: I do not watch Dethklok because of the MA rating. I'm only 15, and besides, it comes on too late. I know this song because one of my bro's friends at work loves Metalocalypse.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Christie Marie M - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Love Pizza Hut! I wonder if they fry the crusts on the pizza? Because the pizza crusts tastes so buttery. I usually love the Meat Lover's and Veggie Lover's pizza from there. Great song! Take a large pie with 555 toppings!
DJ Blaze - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks again! I usually get either a Meat Lovers or a Personal Pan Pepperoni. Their breadsticks are good, too. I also love the touch-screen jukebox. I'll usually go there and play hardcore stuff like Dragonforce. Thanks to me, Heroes Of Our Time is now on their Top 50 list! That's free exposure for Herman Li and the band! Back to pizza. S'barro is also a good pizza place. If you have a mall nearby, they might have one. They have great sauce and HUGE drinks. Enjoy!
Below Average Dave - May 30, 2009 - Report this comment
My favorite is their Stuffed Crust, just wish Pizza Hut was a bit cheaper, Domino's sux--but they are considerably less expensive, and then there's Little Ceasers where you can get two large pizzas for less than one pizza at any of the big three, but I love Pizza Hut--too simple a song to really allow you room to develop though-but that's not your fault
DJ Blaze - May 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks again, B.A. Dave! Yeah, Duncan Hills Coffee is short, but I tried shorter songs so I could get more up in one day. Yeah, Pizza Hut's expensive, but a lot better than other pizza restaurants.
norCALvotrix - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Haven't indulged in Pizza is well over a year . . but when I do, I enjoy RAMONA's in Palo Alto, CA . . . . stay hungry, hombre ! !
DJ Blaze - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Over a year without pizza? If I'm in California, I'll check them out. Peace out, norCALvotrix!
Cody Slusher - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
This is pretty cool. And make sure to see my new parody called Sexyback(the fat version). It is funny as hell.
DJ Blaze - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Cody! I certainly will check out your fat version of Sexyback. I'm not the biggest Timberlake fan, but I know the song, thanks to the metal version I heard on Octane.
unKnownVo - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
No Pizza today, my truck has gone astray . . . the oven's gone for good, I'll have to bake with wood . . .
DJ Blaze - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Is this one of your parodies? If so, tell me which song.
SamuraiMaster - September 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Dude, you gotta watch metalocalypse! Forget the M/A Rating. Nobody cares anymore about ratings. The show's not that bad, in fact it's so stupid you can't stop watching and laughing. Good parody by the way.
DJ Blaze - September 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comment, SamuraiMaster! I've actually started watching Dethklok. Just saw the dating episode a few days ago. Poor Murderface..... LOL!!!

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