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Song Parodies -> "Precious(Smeagol remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Precious"

Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"Precious(Smeagol remix)"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

I'm not really a big fan of lord of the rings, but I do like how the twisted person known as smeagol is so driven by that one ring, he killed his friend, and became the ugly mongrol we all know.So then I thought: Why not make a song where Smeagol finally obtains that one ring he's been longing for for so long?At first I thought of making an original song.But after seeing Depeche Mode's new song, I changed my mind and made a parody instead.I also liked Depeche Mode's new song, so we were all even( except for the people who thinks it sucks)
Precious, or fragile ring
Needs not bad handling
Oh what have those gimps done to you

We've always thought to dare
That dreaded hobbit spare
Not after what he's done to you

You've been managed
You've been stolen
But your true owner
Has finally arrived and
Let us hope little
That all those thicos will find you

Demons with twisted wings
Should deserve suffering
Just look how they keep on thieving you
If they have a master plan
Then precious will understand
What precious would always try to do

You've been managed
You've been stolen
But your true owner
Has finally arrived and
Let us hope little
That all those thicos will find you

I prey in love and greed
Have precious all I need
Even if I die in third book

You've been managed
You've been stolen
But your true owner
Has finally arrived and
Let us hope little
That all those thicos will find you


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Agrimorfee - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever, dude. I immediately thought "Somebody should do a LOTR parody with this song" the first I heard it. You beat my lazy butt to it!Not a laugh-getter, but it fits the spirit of the original most eloquently. But what is meant by, "That all those thicos will find you"? (never read the book). 545
Joel Martinez - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the praise, Agrimorfee "Thicos" is actually a term I used when I was looking up for words I could use that ryme with the other word By the fact that "they will find" meant that after Gollum(Smeagol) finally gets his ring back, he will make sure nobody will try to steal it from him again.
anderson'parody man'araujo - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
well done!. 5's
MIKE - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
PEACE

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