Song Parodies -> Damaged Furniture

Original Song Title:

"Damaged People"

Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

  
Parody Song Title:

"Damaged Furniture"

Parody Written by:

Ija Ijevna

A song of abused furniture
We're damaged objects
brought together
by glue that hardly ever keeps us fixed
Mismatched tools
That useless are forever
to owner who cares not, and has us mixed

When we're in his room
huddled on the floor
Covered by the dust and the litter
And the door goes boom
when he lost control
We would stay in shop and glitter

We're damaged objects
Praying for cleaning
That will get rid of dirt that overwhelms us
We strive for soap,
the long forgotten meaning,
of which the oldest table sometimes tells us

When we feel the touch
Of his sticky hands
There is no pretense:
We're crying
We still wonder much,
is it dirt he needs?
It's not that soap leads
to dying!
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Red Ant - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm a big fan of odd concepts such as inanimate objects singing the song, and I can almost hear the furniture at my job (and, at home too) singing this.

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