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Song Parodies -> "Wasting My Dimes (Broken Vending Machine Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Wasting My Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Default

Parody Song Title:

"Wasting My Dimes (Broken Vending Machine Song)"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

We've all had vending machines eat our money
Well I've been waiting for my Pepsi
I already put in all my change
I still don't hear the machine humming,
Has this thing been turned on yet, anyway?

(chorus)
Well this is not for real,
Just ate my bill
I just hit the thing
And yell and scream
I'm wasting my dimes
I'm wasting my dimes
I just want my chips
And chocolate raisins
Let's make a call
To the mall manager
Mall manager

All I really wanted was a
Bag of peanut butter M&Ms
I took a chance and put my coins in
Lost a dollar-fifty once again

(chorus)
Well this is not for real,
Just ate my bill
I just hit the thing
And yell and scream
I'm wasting my dimes
I'm wasting my dimes
I just want my chips
And chocolate raisins
Let's make a call
To the mall manager
Mall manager

I've been waiting,
For my Pepsi...
I've been waiting...
I've been waiting...

(chorus)
Well this is not for real,
Just ate my bill
I just hit the thing
And yell and scream
I'm wasting my dimes
I'm wasting my dimes
I just want my chips
And chocolate raisins
Let's make a call
To the mall manager
Mall manager
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Billy Florio - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
This happened to me last week...good job
Diva - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Ironic, humans have invented , the world wide web, spacestations, and HDTV. And we still can't operate vending machine with out a glitch.
Jonathan C. - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
This happens at work way too much. I'm glad someone had the guts to write about it. Thanks, lebeiW15.

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