I gotta pee-pee at the city park

Every drink sending me to the brink
Bladder is full I need to take a leak
And now I'm looking for the bathroom
Legs tight revenge of Diet Rite
When you're walking and thought to take a leak in the park
Think someone's about to be doomed
And from the Mountain Dew and orange Sunkist
To the Mr. Pip others on the list

I gotta pee at the city park (2xs)
And I wish it would've happened after dark
Cause nobody would see me piss under the stars
Oh I'd like being stranded on planet Mars

And from the Mountain Dew and orange Sunkist
To the Mr. Pip others on the list
I gotta pee at the city park
Any other time I wouldn't have had to take such a freaking piss
To where we care about the pine tree bark

I gotta pee at the city park
And I wish it would've happened after dark
Cause nobody would see me piss under the stars
Oh I'd like being stranded on planet Mars

And never finding the outhouse
I barely know where I parked my car
I need to look at the park map
It should be close and not that far
Try take a leak behind those bushes
Everyone would be looking at me
That Diet Rite put me over the edge

Now I gotta pee at the city park
Oh I'd like being stranded on planet Mars
Now I gotta pee at the city park
On my way I'm looking I wish it was after dark

Now I gotta pee at the city park

Legs tight revenge of Diet Rite