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Song Parodies -> "New TV Star"

Original Song Title:

"New Killer Star"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"New TV Star"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

See the mean red shark
From Sesame Street
Then I have met Grover
But he's scared of red sharks
Ernie's rubber duckie
Ernie's standing a chance
What an idiot person
Let's say no song and dance

The street is sesame,sesame,sesame
The street ain't pathetic,pathetic,pathetic
The street is sesame,sesame,sesame
The street ain't pathetic,pathetic,pathetic,pathetic like you

Power Rangers getting higher
So do we remember these?
Someone named Tori
Not Bubbles,though
I got a better team
I call it SPD
I got a better team
Ninja Storm
I got a better man
Some new TV star
I got a better man
Power up now!
I got a better show
Not Totally Spies
I got a better show
Here's Yes,Dear
I got a better team
I call it SPD
I got a better team
Ninja Storm

See the Powerpuff Girls
Acting like the Power Rangers
With Bubbles and Blossom
The power details in colour
First a soaring bomber
Not standing a chance
Like Alvin without the Chipmunks
Let's face it,no song and dance

You really think it's stupid,it's stupid,it's stupid
I really think it's smart,it's smart,it's smart
You really think it's stupid,it's stupid,it's stupid
I really think it's smart,it's smart,it's smart,not smart to you

Power Rangers getting higher
So do we remember these?
Someone named Tori
Not Bubbles,though
I got a better team
I call it SPD
I got a better team
Ninja Storm
I got a better man
Some new TV star
I got a better man
Power up now!
I got a better show
Not Totally Spies
I got a better show
Here's Yes,Dear
I got a better team
I call it SPD
I got a better team
Ninja Storm

It wasn't better than
It wasn't better than
Ninja Storm
It wasn't better than
It wasn't better than
King of Queens
It wasn't better than
It wasn't better than
Dexter's Lab

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