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Song Parodies -> "Like A Druggie"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Pimp"

Original Performer:

David Banner feat. Lil Flip

Parody Song Title:

"Like A Druggie"

Parody Written by:

Brandi Williams

The Lyrics

I just thought this up today. This is Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston both rapping on this song.
Real druggies get down on the flo' on the flo' [3x]
Like a Druggie
Real druggies get down on the flo' on the flo' [2x]
Like a Druggie
Real druggies get down on the flo' on the flo' [2x]

[Bobby Brown]
By the time I hit the door
I saw weed on the flo'
Whitney selling the stash
People tricking all their dough
Me, I'm Bobby Brown
I aint paying for no weed
Man I'd rather get my doctor
To give me some seed
Cause I had fame
Used to be wit New Edition
But now i can't, cause my drug addiction
No make that my crack addiction
When I hit the club
Imma be wit Whitney Houston
A thug a** b**h
That's also drug abusin'
We act bad (Bobby! You high? What is you sayin?!)
Like when we walk inside clubs
Fans adore us
Til' they see somebody better
Then they start to ignore us
Why my crew always late
And so what i haven't had a good song out
since 1988
But its all right
Cause crack is my song
It goes and goes and goes and goes
all night long
I tried to tell ya
Dat I'm a crack freak
And that's how I
stay awake every week

[Chorus {repeat 4 times}]
Real druggies get down on the flo' on the flo' [2x]
Like a Druggie

[Whitney Houston]
Step into club looking just like a druggie
I need crack
So I screaming out "Give me some of THAT CRACK!
This is the song
Tell the DJ put it on
My Perogative made you shake
I Will Always Love You is my song
B***h that was dead wrong
That crack was wack
So get out and don't come back
Till you get some real crack
And girl get it where you live
Cause around there it's hot (hot)
F**k it, I'll get it myself
You don't know nothin about the stuff
See crack is like a
medicine for me
That's how I stay happy on TV
B***h don't trip
Aint a damn thang changed
I'm still THE queen
But drugs is keeping me outta game
So if you gotta go
Take that fake s**t outta my face hoe
Whatchulookinat? Haven't you seen a
crack addict before?
And let them druggies get down on the flo' on the flo'
Like a druggie


[Bobby Brown]
Now don't you hate it when
people lie about their crack addiction
(Whitney Houston talking to Diane Sawyer in the interview
about Crack is Wack)
I like the way me and Whitney drug
You can catch us at Motel 6
Sniffing crack off a rug

[Whitney Houston]
Or you can catch us at IHOP munchin' it up
Bobby sniffing in a truck
So high i'm shaking my butt
We some east coast druggies
And we aint giving a f**k
We got every drug you can name
in the back of our truck
We'll smoke everything up

[Bobby Brown]
We'll smoke everything up and
except for heroin
Follow the truck
Whitney and Bobby
We got all of the bucks and
All of the drugs and
stop askin' questions
So sniff it like it's hot girl
Whitney touch yo
f*****g toes

[Whitney Houston]
I'm gonnna touch my toes and
Make me a roll and
Gonna hit that house
on the corner
And buy me some
And if they start lippin'
Imma start trippin'
Y'all can't mess wit me
Cause i'm The Whitney


[Bobby Brown]
Bobby Brown Bobby Brown
Whitney Houston Whitney Houston
(snorting and coughing in the background)
This is the real crack right here
Get yo crack
Don't worry bout the other crackheads!
Get yo crack
Get yo crack Whitney!
Uh get your crack crack
crack crack crack
Crackheads for life!
[Whitney Houston]
Bobby, where's the baking soda?!

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phillyboy - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
That was straight up funny.

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