Song Parodies -> Kinky Dave

Original Song Title:	"Everyday"
Original Performer:	Dave Matthews Band

Parody Song Title:	"Kinky Dave"
Parody Written by:	Agrimorfee

FYI--D.M. of the D.M.B. is into S&M and B&H. Q.E.D.!

Whip my butt, love!
(Whip my butt, love!)
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Kinky Dave!

Whip my butt, oh, whip my bottom
With your crop, love, everyway
Blow my mind with your taunts and lances
It all enhances now, everyday

Do me right
Put me down
I'm your pup, love, Kinky Dave
Make me eat mud, oh
Talk to me dirty and
Whip my butt now, everyday

All I need is
Masochism
Show me kinky love
All I want is
Masochism
Slap me with your gloooooooooove!

Kinky Dave
Kinky Dave
Kinky Dave

Strike a match, love, on my bottom
Don't you dare stop, love, every day
Pay you twice for cuts and lashes
Put a pair of rubber pants on every day

Do me right
Rack me up and make the chains tight
Make love bites, now, everyday
Dump me in crud, love
Make me feel filthy, love
Rev me up love
Every way

All I need is
Masochism
Show me kinky love
All I want is
Masochism
Slap me with your gloooooooooove!

You're so hot
Drip some sweat on me
Save your snot
Wipe it all on me

All I need is
Masochism
Show me kinky love
All I want is
Masochism
Slap me with your gloooooooooove!

Kinky Dave
Kinky Dave
Oh, Kinky Dave

Whip my butt, love
Kick my butt, love
Kinky Dave...
Yank at my scrotum, every day
Don't ever stop, love
Pinch my nubs, love
Lick my gut, love
Kick my butt, love
Kinky Dave!

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MrMacphisto - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment

A perverse parody of Dave Matthews... the idea itself is hilarious... good job... You should check out my "Forget to Flush" parody of "Too Much."

Jeff Reuben - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Not bad

John Jenkins - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Clever choice to match this concept to this original song and well executed.

Johnny D - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) But of course.

Spaff.com - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Sheer pain, er, pleasure, Aggro. (Welcome to my life.)

Jared - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) All fives, good luck.

Adagio - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) good luck on the competition.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) You opened a can of whipped-ass here. 5-4-4

Claude Prez - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment

You learn something new every day. "Yank at my scrotum" is exactly the sort of line you don't get to see in a parody often enough. Well done.

Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) See above.....Butt of course all over again.

Peregrin - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Good work! I bet Johnny D gave you 15's!

Meriadoc - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) You sound very knowlegeable on the subject, Agri, heh heh... ;-)

ethan - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

pretty good for the lack of length of the song... and you actually used one i've heard before this time

2nz - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice use of the original song. Got a little raw at the end, but it started out that way, so what am I saying? Nice job, Hagrid-morfee.

tomario - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment

oh those office christmas parties.lots of fun never had an american on my scrotum but sounds painful! nice job

Red Ant - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3K) Ah, nothing like a good artist satire! What is "B&H" though? Bondage/humiliation? Anyways, great job on the short lines, Agrimorfee.

Matthias - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Dave sounds like a fun guy, the snot line was a bit over the top, but it was inspired after writing about the same topic with "Wanna Moan Some Tonight?"

Johnny D - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC) What Johnny D said.

Michael McVey - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment

OK, this could be, a) the Democratic Party's relationship with the N.O.W.; b) Bush's relationship with Karl Rove; or c) a typical teenage girl's relationship with Popularity and Status.-----MM

Kristof Robertson - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3K) Masterfully perverse, Agri....555 whacks with the cane.

Stuart McArthur - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3K) even though I DKTOS the rhythm made it a good read, Ag - and the line I found hardest to deal with was the snot one - ewwwww - why is that? - 555

Agrimorfee - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment

MM-- interesting concepts! Stu--it rhymed with "hot"...sorry. Red Ant--you are correct. Thanks for all the votes, kids!

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Song Parodies -> Kinky Dave

"Everyday"

Dave Matthews Band

"Kinky Dave"

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