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Song Parodies -> "Ford Credit"

Original Song Title:

"I Dit It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dave Matthews Band

Parody Song Title:

"Ford Credit"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

HAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHA I JUST DONT GET IT - Ghetto John
I'm pickin up a bunch of crappy stuff
A tragic taurus was my car
A engine that'll bust, the engine sucks
they made a bomb called ford and it blew up

ford credit
my car just fell apart
ford credit
parked by a bar
ford credit
it was when i wrote this song
ford credit
Yeah

I never did a single thing that did a single thing
To change the ugly ways of my ford
I didn't know it would catch fire inside
I didn't know it all
I opened up the car door
I heard beepin there, the lights flash and crawl
But I want some justice
Im gona call the law , oh

It's a pitty and a crime what ford has done
The truth is that they really don't care
For such a lovely crime they'll do the time
You better lock em up they'll do it again


ford credit
my car just fell apart
ford credit
parked on a barge
ford credit
it was when i wrote this song
ford credit
Yeah

I never did a single thing that did a single thing
To change the ugly ways of my ford
I didn't know it would catch fire inside
I didn't know it all
I opened up the car door
I heard beepin there, the lights flash and crawl
But I want some justice
Im gona call the law , oh



All us people are the sewers of their dreams
Like the ford that charcoaled me

Oh, what I gotta say to you
You got ford
just turn it down
drive it slow
Let em build
they got a long way to go
But you, ya gotta start somewhere

from ford to ford
the supension is shot
you get the the dodge
You get what you want
yes it matters where you get it from?
I for one
Don't cash my check for any ford for anyone
you cash your check to get your car
it wont blow

ford credit
my car just felI apart
ford credit
parked it by a bar
ford credit
it was when i wrote this song
ford credit
Yeah, yeah, yeah
ford credit
I told you, I told you It did
ford credit
parked by a bar
ford credit
I told you, I told you It did
ford credit
Yeah

I never did a single thing that did a single thing
To change the ugly ways of my ford
I didn't know it would catch fire inside
I didn't know it all
I opened up the car door
I heard beepin there, the lights flash and crawl
But i got some justice
20 million thats all?, OH NO
unclejohnx5@aol.com

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Amie - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great. Wow, I love Dave, &was worried that the parodies of his songs would blow... But that was really good. Thanks for the laughs.

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