Song Parodies -> Jurassic Park
| Original Song Title: | "The Space Between" |
| Original Performer: | Dave Mathews band |
| Parody Song Title: | "Jurassic Park" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Florio |
I'm sorry, I forgot the name of Newman's charictor, and Samual L Jackson's charictor, and the other guy, and the girl, so I just call them: Newman, Samual L Jackson, the other guy, and the girl...
The old guy's running his island
he gets dinosours from the DNA
Invites up Grant and Malcolm
And they dont know what its an island of
Jurassic Park
the worker died
when they were loading a cage for the dinosour
Jurassic Park
The old guy lied
when he said that no one will get hurt
then the chopper lands
the lawyer guys planning his lawsuit
and Newmans will get paid
all he has to do is take the Rapture eggs
shut the system, and get away
They take the tour
but the cars stop
the lawyer runs to the porta-potty
Jurassic Park
the T-Rex rips apart the rest-room
and eats the lawyer and traps Malcolm
leaving Grant with the kids
who Grant hates
Newman gets stranded out in the middle of the stormy shelter
he gets attacked and killed inside his 4X4
and the Girl and the other guy
find Malcolm and take him back to shelter
Samual L
JAckson goes out
to try to turn the power back on
He takes too long
So the girl and the other guy
go out to try to find him
She finds his arm,
and the other guy gets slayed
by Raptures who got out of their cage
She finds Grant,
they go back
to where they knew they were safe from pain
then they all came back
they called a chopper to get right outta here
oh, right outta here
but the Raptures came back
Jurassic Park
was just too wrong
of an idea to make into an amusment park
Jurassic Park
some people died
this was all because of the old guy
Jurassic Park
he gets dinosours from the DNA
Invites up Grant and Malcolm
And they dont know what its an island of
Jurassic Park
the worker died
when they were loading a cage for the dinosour
Jurassic Park
The old guy lied
when he said that no one will get hurt
then the chopper lands
the lawyer guys planning his lawsuit
and Newmans will get paid
all he has to do is take the Rapture eggs
shut the system, and get away
They take the tour
but the cars stop
the lawyer runs to the porta-potty
Jurassic Park
the T-Rex rips apart the rest-room
and eats the lawyer and traps Malcolm
leaving Grant with the kids
who Grant hates
Newman gets stranded out in the middle of the stormy shelter
he gets attacked and killed inside his 4X4
and the Girl and the other guy
find Malcolm and take him back to shelter
Samual L
JAckson goes out
to try to turn the power back on
He takes too long
So the girl and the other guy
go out to try to find him
She finds his arm,
and the other guy gets slayed
by Raptures who got out of their cage
She finds Grant,
they go back
to where they knew they were safe from pain
then they all came back
they called a chopper to get right outta here
oh, right outta here
but the Raptures came back
Jurassic Park
was just too wrong
of an idea to make into an amusment park
Jurassic Park
some people died
this was all because of the old guy
Jurassic Park
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