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Song Parodies -> "Cable Free Man"

Original Song Title:

"One Woman Man"

Original Performer:

Dave Hollister

Parody Song Title:

"Cable Free Man"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

Okay!

Oh-woah!



1st Verse:

Since cable boomed in the eighties

Many, many networks

That I cant wait to get a taste of

I really loved HBO

Catchin my favorite movies

With all my members of my family

Everything went perfectly right

Then it got all out of hand

Cable bills rising every dang month!

Now I've built up my heinous rage

Now I'm feeling real ashamed

Giving me an ache

God's big boiling sake

It's simply painful


Refrain:

Cable's taking on the greed

Money doesn't grow from a seed

I'm stopping this once and for all

(Ooo-wee!)

Shifting to some cheaper things

Snip coaxial coming from the wall

And become a Cable-free man!




2nd Verse:

I hated buying some Rabbit Ears!

TV sometimes is fuzzed,

That's when I switched to better signals

I hated bad picture quality

Uneasy as one-two-three

Tedious back then!

But there's alternatives for me

I can really stream-online

I don't watch TV very often

Or I can surf the internet

and watch some programs from there

Cause I'm saving my money!




Refrain




Bridge:

DirecTV would be good to have

When I try to save more, ooooh naw

(But when it turned out, I found

out myself that it'd be simply no good)

Cable's a big old pain in the a$$!

The end of this story, no crass involved at all!


Refrain (til fade)





This song is about Americans abandoning cable television-related options in favor of cheaper entertainment options.

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