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Dave Dobbyn

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The Lyrics

(this song may be sung in the thinking that one such person (Ms. Sowden is the popular choice) has devised the lyrics. However, to those few (and extremely sad) people out there who think that every word of this song applies to their relationship with 'Pommy', well, I pity you. have a nice life.)
I can't remember, last time I spanked you,
Not keeping my distance - intentionally
Close enough for comfort - is not close enough
If I could have more time - we'd do it again
And I luv you tender, and I won't walk away
Keeping you on my bedroom sock pile
And if it were different - and I'm gald it ain't
I wanna make some luv
And, come on...

I will come on to you
And come on Pommy
You can come with me too
I need you Pommy
It may be illegal, but it's fun
And Pommy
We're not done

I'll wear the saddle, you know what to do
Where do want to lie, sometimes
And all of your hopes and all of your dreams
I will fufil
And why are you anxious, don't hurry now
The history's from long ago... and Pommy
I am still waiting - just go get the whip
W-psh! Go! Pommy! Go!

.......Pommy..... I love you Pommy....
I'm glad that you're not a girl...
I don't need your heart right now...
There's nothing special about you...

And I need you...

(chorus)x2... and take it all off Pommy, take it all off Pommy, keep it all off, now

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JJ - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Rose/Jose/Horse, nice parody. No one had commented so I thought I might as well, even tho I no u in person. Well, I needed something to do. Who knows, maybe nuero will learn something from you . . . no, wait . . . probably not. Well, we can still hope . . .

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