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Song Parodies -> "Last Christmas Stunk"

Original Song Title:

"Last Christmas"

Original Performer:

Darren Hayes

Parody Song Title:

"Last Christmas Stunk"

Parody Written by:

Nili C.

The Lyrics

Last Christmas, all I did was fart
"Cause the very first day, I ate stuff all day,
This year, to save me from tears
I'll use some Pepto Bismol.
Last Christmas, all I did was fart
"Cause the very first day, I ate stuff all day,
This year, to save me from tears
I'll use some Pepto,
I'll use some Pepto,
Bismol.
Ooh oh

Once eaten and swallowed
I kept my distance because it gave me gas,
Damn you, turkey
Why are you so tasty?
It must be the sauce
That makes me so hungry.
Happy Christmas
I wrapped it up and ate it,
The burrito with all of the sour cream.
Now I know what a fool I've been,
But if you kissed me now,
You wouldn't smell it no more.

Last Christmas, all I did was fart
"Cause the very first day, I ate stuff all day,
This year, to save me from tears
I'll use some Pepto Bismol.
Last Christmas, all I did was fart
"Cause the very first day, I ate stuff all day,
This year, to save me from tears
I'll use some Pepto,
I'll use some Pepto,
Bismol.
Ooh oh

A crowded room, friend with empty plates
I'm trying to get through
To the buffet bar
My god, I thought that my plate would spill all over
And waste all of that delicious food.
A steak with some clam sauce
And a slice of corn bread.
Some mashed potatoes
And a pie a la mode.
Ooh ooh
Now I'm on the toilet and in a whole bunch of pain.

Last Christmas, all I did was fart
"Cause the very first day, I ate stuff all day,
This year, to save me from tears
I'll use some Pepto Bismol.
Last Christmas, all I did was fart
"Cause the very first day, I ate stuff all day,
This year, to save me from tears
I'll use some Pepto,
I'll use some Pepto,
Bismol.
Ooh oh

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Anny - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
interesting.......
rockstar4157 - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny parody! It's awesome and very interesting!! Great job! =D
Annie - November 14, 2013 - Report this comment
LOL! Funny :D

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