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Song Parodies -> "Whether They Like It Or Not"

Original Song Title:

"Whether You Like It Or Not"

Original Performer:

Darren Hayes

Parody Song Title:

"Whether They Like It Or Not"

Parody Written by:

Nili C.

The Lyrics

I am dedicating this song to all the people who got teased and beat up in school.
I've been pestered, laughed at and tortured
Feet above me, hands in the hair
Because they did it over and over
They hung me upside-down from the see-saw
The blood rushed to my head
All I could do was just hang there
When I tripped on a shoelace
I just landed upon my face

And now I'm 30 years old and waiting to take my sweet revenge
And if I told you I just called up and asked if they wanted to meet
Would you call me insane?
Everything I did since high school ended was to get back at them
And learn to kick some butt
Took kickboxing and weight training and I'm coming to see them
Whether they like it or not
Whether they like it or not

I've been put down, beat up and put off
I've been held up, pushed and shoved around
They kept me crying, over and over
I've been harassed, this side and upside down
I tried to keep my cool
But you know I looked like a fool
Especially when my mom came
And got mad trying to sue the school

And now I'm 30 years old and waiting to take my sweet revenge
And if I told you I just called up and asked if they wanted to meet
Would you call me insane?
Everything I did since high school ended was to get back at them
And learn to kick some butt
Took kickboxing and weight training and I'm coming to see them
Whether they like it or not

How many times could they steal my money?
And when does it get enough for them to see a boy break?
I want to put a dent inside all their heads
You know sometimes, sometimes I want them to ache

Everything I did since high school ended was to get back at them
And learn to kick some butt
Took kickboxing and weight training and I'm coming to see them

And now I'm standing on the driveway waiting to take my sweet revenge
And if I told you they came up wearing McDonalds work uniforms
Would you call me insane?
Everything they did since high school ended was to get really drunk
And get unemployment
On welfare and between jobs and now they're fatter than me
Whether they like it or not

They're fatter than me
Whether they like it or not

I guess they deserved it, babe
Whether they like it or not

Get ready, 'cause I'm going back home now
Whether they like it or not

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anny - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job =D

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