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Song Parodies -> "Moulin Rouge Parody"

Original Song Title:

"The Heart Wants What It Wants"

Original Performer:

Darren Hayes

Parody Song Title:

"Moulin Rouge Parody"

Parody Written by:

Nili C.

The Lyrics

Oh yeah, the story's done, done, done, done, baby

Ooh yeah

His dad told him to get a grip on reality-y
But Christian decided to go on to the
Famous nightclub Moulin Rouge
Meeting some playwrights
And the pretty Sati-ine

He got the job of
Writing a
Play about a ma-an
And a courtesan
Falling into love
And the Duke will pay the costs
Only if he could get to sleep with Sati-i-i-ine

But she fell in love with Christian singing her so-o-ongs
And she wants to remain faithful
He came up to her balcony
And they sang some Paul McCartney
But the Duke's "helper"
Says the Duke wants what he wants

Satine, stay away
Do the right thing
All that the Duke wants
Is to get inside your pants
Satine, stay away
Do the right thing
Baby
You know, the Duke wants what he wants

Yeah

Do do do now

Christian and Satine
Wrote a song professing all their lo-ove
But the Duke did not realize all that
Until a dancer told him
And he got pissed off and sent for Sat-i-ine

But Christian didn't want
His love to sleep with the Du-u-uke
She sang their song in his ear
But this didn't really comfort him
So he downed a beer or two
While people Tango-danced
He just sang into the sky

Satine, stay away
Do the right thing
You and I both know
That the Duke wants what he wants
Satine, stay away
(Do the right thing) Baby
The Duke wants what he wants

Yeah

Even though she knew
That she was dying in a little while
She and Christian sang "Come What May" on the stage
And once the curtain came down
She died right inside his arms

Baby, Oh
Do the right thing
Because the Duke wants what he wants
(Satine, stay away)
(Do the right thing)
I know what he wants
Yes, the Duke wants
What the Duke wants
What the Duke wants

I know what he wants
Yes, the Duke wants what he wants
Satine, stay away
(Do the right thing)
Baby yeah yeah

The Duke wants
What the Duke needs
What the Duke wants
Can the Duke get
What the Duke wants
What the Duke wants
What the Duke needs
What the Duke wants
What the Duke -
Baby, Oh yeah

Satine, stay away
Do the right thing
Satine, stay away
Do the right thing

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