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Song Parodies -> "Crush (1990s Me)"

Original Song Title:

"Crush (1980 Me)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Darren Hayes

Parody Song Title:

"Crush (1990s Me)"

Parody Written by:

Annie

The Lyrics

Darren Hayes was the lead singer of Savage Garden before he went on to do his own solo stuff. His first album in my opinion was the best, and that's where this song comes from. Upbeat, catchy and fun video to go along with it before he went all dark and depressing afterwards. Pacing is probably off, so try not to be too mean ;) This one was kinda difficult to write, especially since it's so fast paced and there's many syllables to fill it. When I put woman's voice, think of those cheesy 1980s and 1990s exercise videos of a woman saying "Ready?!" That's what the woman in the song sounds like.
Spoken electropop voice: 1990s me (followed by random mumbling of some of the lyrics)
Woman's voice: Ready?!

Michael Jackson, Hanson, Matchbox Twenty
I put BSB on groovin' and boppin' round
The choker necklace put around my neck
Scrunchies headbands long hair spandex pants
Pogs, Barbies, my boom box

You know life's alright I'm telling you tonight
Back then it was a cool life

JTT was my crush 90s had so much great stuff
It's so much fun ohhh ooh whoa whoa
JTT was my crush 90s had so much great stuff
It's so much fun 1990s me

Neon colours, bicycle shorts, chunky shoes, Tu Pac's dead
Comes dance music, S Club, boy bands, N64
Alanis, Black or White, and comes Vanilla Ice
Crimpin', the Rachel cut and blonde highlights

You know life's alright I'm telling you tonight
Back then all you had to say was say "How's it hanging?"

JTT was my crush 90s had so much great stuff
It's so much fun 1990s me
JTT was my crush 90s had so much great stuff
It's so much fun ohhh oooh whoa whoa (1990s me)

Smile baby you know you're gonna have such a good time
Welcome to 1990s me
Smile baby you know its gonna be alright
Welcome to 1990s me

I wish that I could be eleven again that Joce and Steve were still my friends
You know that life was so simple then
Times have changed never be the same
But the memories remain inside my heart
You know it's all good no matter how it goes
All you gotta do is just say yo!

Ready?

JTT was my crush 90s had so much great stuff
It's so much fun 1990s me
JTT was my crush 90s had so much great stuff
It's so much fun ohhh ooh whoa whoa 1990s me

Smile baby you know you're gonna have such a good time
Welcome to 1990s me
Smile baby you know its gonna be alright
Welcome to 1990s me

Electronic voice: 1990s me
Like I said, difficult as hell to write. This is the most difficult song I've parodied to date. Yeesh. Here is the link to the song below so you get an idea of what it sounds like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3dTkv60h-A

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Overall Rating: 3.6

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