Fish
Ho
Fish Fish Ho Ho
Fish Fish Ho Ho (repeat until verse begins)

Little intellect, of course we know
Those funny fish are pretty slow
Sadly for them their brains are in their eyes
So they get
Swept away by feathers
And concert glow sticks
Before they know it, they've been beat to death
So what would happen if you waded
In the sea dressed like a sweet
The answer is, you'd be fish food
So when you sport humbugs
Don't go in the sea

When your trousers smell like fish
When you've dived in deep
You've gotta go with it
Ten feet deep under the water
You're problems do exist
When your trousers smell like fish

Not many fish in the water
Starving to death cause they are
Hanging on to your trousers
They thought
Being stripy and all
That your trews were humbugs
And now your house will be infested with
Skanky fish that reek your house
Cause they love black and white stripes
They're attracted to these colours
So when you're wearing them
Don't go in the sea

Cause your trousers smell like fish
When you've dived in deep
You've gotta go with it
Ten feet deep under the water
You're problems do exist
When your trousers smell like fish


Cause your trousers smell like fish
When you've dived in deep
You've gotta go with it
Ten feet deep under the water
You're problems do exist
When your trousers smell like fish

Bringing the fish back
Dropping them all
Whacking like a slapper never whacked before
Fish not dying, get up and run
Smack jack freaking now you're over come
Yeow!

Cause your trousers smell like fish
When you've dived in deep
You've gotta go with it
Ten feet deep under the water
You're problems do exist
When your trousers smell like fish

Let the fishies in
Let the fishies in
Let the fishies in
Oh you've gotta go with it

Let the fishies in
Let the fishies in
Let the fishies in
Cause your trousers smell like fish

When your trousers smell like fish
Oh yeah