Song Parodies -> Sharktooth
| Original Song Title: | "Darkness" |
| Original Performer: | Darren Hayes |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sharktooth" |
| Parody Written by: | Aaron Schroeder |
Been spending so much time under sea
I guess my toes are wrinkled
and I felt a bite
I got bit by a sharktooth
bit by a sharktooth
and I didn't {didn't} know what I should do
cuz I won't stop bleeding
I thought that I would die
as bad as I was feeling
I wouldn't stop bleeding
Chorus:
and so away into the ocean water I swam
all I know
I got bit by a sharktooth
bit by a sharktooth
I think I lost my arm, and blood is pouring out of my neck
although my eyes are open
I could swim for days
but it might get infected
might get infected
the shark back there must have been quite hungry
he was not the kindest
it is easier to swim back to the surface
but I'm so nervous
Chorus-repeat
I hope the pain is over
swimming into no where
and it's hard to get away
when your enemy's fast and eats fish like you
you discover that the shark that you were swimming from is still after you
better to just stop
give up
might as well swim to his mouth
"Eat me up"
Chorus:
and so into the shark's gigantic teeth I swam
all I know
I got bit by a sharktooth
bit by a sharktooth
it doesn't really matter how I taste to him
cuz all I know
I was gone
I was gone now no...
It doesn't matter, cuz I'm food to him
all I know
I was gone
I am gone
Gone now no no...
I guess my toes are wrinkled
and I felt a bite
I got bit by a sharktooth
bit by a sharktooth
and I didn't {didn't} know what I should do
cuz I won't stop bleeding
I thought that I would die
as bad as I was feeling
I wouldn't stop bleeding
Chorus:
and so away into the ocean water I swam
all I know
I got bit by a sharktooth
bit by a sharktooth
I think I lost my arm, and blood is pouring out of my neck
although my eyes are open
I could swim for days
but it might get infected
might get infected
the shark back there must have been quite hungry
he was not the kindest
it is easier to swim back to the surface
but I'm so nervous
Chorus-repeat
I hope the pain is over
swimming into no where
and it's hard to get away
when your enemy's fast and eats fish like you
you discover that the shark that you were swimming from is still after you
better to just stop
give up
might as well swim to his mouth
"Eat me up"
Chorus:
and so into the shark's gigantic teeth I swam
all I know
I got bit by a sharktooth
bit by a sharktooth
it doesn't really matter how I taste to him
cuz all I know
I was gone
I was gone now no...
It doesn't matter, cuz I'm food to him
all I know
I was gone
I am gone
Gone now no no...
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