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Song Parodies -> "Cellular"

Original Song Title:

"Pop!ular"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Darren Hayes

Parody Song Title:

"Cellular"

Parody Written by:

Nili C.

The Lyrics

I've had this plan upon my phone for one year
Lucky for them I had to sign up for two years
The phones are quickly changin'
I'm still stuck with this one

I got my phone for free with the plan
I want a new cell..ular
Flip phones and color screens are "da bomb'
I want a new cellular

I must confess I've been a very bad girl
Been lookin' around this whole damn town for face plates
To make my phone look cooler
I wish I had one newer
Watch some videos
Listen to the radio
Digital photos
Polyphonic ring tones

My phone is so old they don't make no more
I want a new cell..ular
Can't find any matching accessories
I want a new cellular
I should go complain to the company
I need to call Cing..ular
Can't deal with this friggin' phone anymore
I want a new cellular

My friends all have text messaging
My friends all have new batteries

Want to sell my phone

Watch some videos
Listen to the radio
Digital photos
Polyphonic ring tones
My phone is so old they don't make no more
I want a new cell..ular
Can't find any matching accessories
I want a new cellular
I got my phone for free with the plan
I want a new cell..ular
Flip phones and color screens are "da bomb'
I want a new cellular

My friends all have text messaging
My friends all have new batteries
Watch some videos/ My phone is so old they don't make no more
Listen to the radio/ I want a new cell..ular
Digital photos/ Can't find any matching accessories
Polyphonic ring tones/ I want a new cellular

I want to throw my phone in the trash
I want a new cell..ular

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