[Will Ferrell]
One two three,in the place to be!
Luke Wilson,Will Ferrell,ah here we go
On Sundays,I used to pull pranks on people;now I do it Friday
Mitch was such an average guy with a dog and girlfriend
Frank was married,but the marriage is short,oh no,remember when
A better movie than Now And Then
On top of the frat pack,his name is Mitch
Yeah he's moving to the beats of Maroon Five and Modest Mouse
Maybe he's trippin and asperger-like to you
But Frank Ricard is no Picard whose first name is Jean-Luc
And,I might be crazy but it seem to me
Never heard of Harrison University
What inspires my decision to be open and listen
I couldn't strike a pose,nor the handcuff position
Like,in order to decoy,you gotta have a pitiful past
The decoy is one certain thing you ain't had
The "fake girlfriend" might'll trick your dad
The poverted task really depends on what you consider glad
I draw on anything for inspiration
A fond memory,a piece of paper,a youth of the nation

[Vince Vaughn]
I'm just watching Old School the flick,it's a college-friendly good flick
I'm just watching Old School the flick,it's a college-friendly good flick (It's old school y'all,yes y'all,just see it here y'all,here we go)
I'm just watching Old School the flick,it's a college-friendly good flick (It's old school y'all,see it now y'all,see it,okay y'all)
I'm just watching Old School the flick,it's a college-friendly good flick (Ah here we go,c'mon)

[Luke Wilson]
Bernard just named himself beanie
After a helicopter hat,meanie
We ain't all that cool,it's still funny like
Goin' to a class on my own with a blank mind
Something isn't wasting all my time
Lambda Epsilon Omega,not a falling crime
Breakdancin is stupid,dummy
Something like "hooked on Nintendos" cannot sue Sony!
New York,talking about the upstate
Spend a weekday afternoon,a decent college fate
No way to mix war with peace
Saying prayers,praying in the street life on my knees
And that Carrie Heffernan lady,you know what
Portraying Beanie's wife who is friendly to Marissa
And since the Whitesnake smash isn't really driving me nuts
I couldn't spill just a gut
The protagonized college frat-type hero
Your girly decoy aside,you name her "zero"

[Vince Vaughn]
I'm just watching Old School the flick,it's a college-friendly good flick
I'm just watching Old School the flick,it's a college-friendly good flick (It's old school y'all,yes y'all,just see it here y'all,here we go)
I'm just watching Old School the flick,it's a college-friendly good flick (It's old school y'all,see it now y'all,see it,okay y'all)
I'm just watching Old School the flick,it's a college-friendly good flick (Ah here we go,c'mon)

[Will Ferrell]
Yeah!