They come in as a 20,000 fat basturd
fat basturd would think he was nichole richie
we will treat you like ben stiller in heavy weights
there ain't going to be cake on your plate
instead it will be a carrot and some prune juice
Dominos does not deliver out here
they are band 'cause a kid ordered 4 million pizzas
this aint BK you cant havet your way
Welcome to fat camp!

Welcome to fat camp
( Out in the streets they call them fatso)
Welcome to fat camp
Welcome to fat camp
( Out in the streets they call them chubs)

The pool is the atlantic ocean
beacuse kids kept flooding the camp
But wait the pool cant fit them all only two at a time
The pool toys are floating sandwhichs
just like at subway Jay is our spokesperson
We love to excurise
look at our thighs
Welcome to fat camp!

Welcome to fat camp
( out in the streets they call them portly)
Welcome to fat camp
Welcome to fat camp
( Out in the streets they call them pot belly pigs)

How could a person eat this much
stop eating so much you fat obese ham sandwich
If you stop eating in a year
you might be Newman from seinfields size
This aint ya mama's cooking its organinic
Welcome to fat camp!

Welcome to fat camp
( out in the streets they call them plus size)
Welcome to fat camp
Welcome to fat camp
( Out in the streets they call them wide load)

Scale says 20,000
Scale says 20,000
scale says 20,000

Welcome to fat camp you fatso!