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Song Parodies -> "Proctologic"

Original Song Title:

"Technologic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Daft Punk

Parody Song Title:

"Proctologic"

The Lyrics

Agonising to format, there are minute changes every few verses. Check out the horrifying midget robot and sing along: http://www.vilodex.com/daputec_thanks_bb.mov
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.

Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.

Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.

Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.

Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.

Eww. Eww. Eww.

Botch it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.

Eww. Eww. Eww.

Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!

Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.

Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.

Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.

Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.

Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.

Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.

Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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John Barry - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Tour de force of wordplay.
Rick C - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
At least I know you're not blocked as a writer...555
Just Flipp - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Sic on so many levels 5-5-5 cause that's how we do
Ian P - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
so true

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