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Song Parodies -> "Jelly Belly"

Original Song Title:

"Laffy Taffy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

D4L

Parody Song Title:

"Jelly Belly"

Parody Written by:

White Chocolate

The Lyrics

No offense to all the big people out there. I just find it funny.
Gurl shake dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly
Shake dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly
Gurl shake dem mash potatoes
dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly[Barbeque]
dat jelly belly

I'm lookin fa ms. A1 Sauce
I'm mr.bacon bits
I gotta let you thaw[oh]
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me T-bone steak
Cuz i stay so hard
You can cut me for a long time
[oh my god!]
Gurl dis aint no dance flo
Dis a barbeque
Ima eat you up
And turn you into poo
I cut I roll
I slice I dice
Its supper time and i'm makin shrimp fried rice
Get low[oh]
Oh no[oh]
There's some Jello on da flo' [oh]
It's real sticky
It's on my feet
[what's happenin what's up what's up lets eat lets eat lets eat]

Gurl shake dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly
Shake dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly
Gurl shake dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly[barbeque]
dat jelly belly(repeat 2x)

Cum on lick cum on lick
Here go Mr. chocolate
I like da way you gobble it down
Eat it, stop you gaining weight
mashed potatoes i'm likin dis
Big ol steak you fat ass bitch
close yo mouth and please don't eat
bend on ova and beat that meat
work dat grill and work it well
stacks of pancakes sure is swell
Man let me eat that
i will neva tell
security gaurd dont scare nobody
damn right i took dat food
I can't help it im in the mood
White Chocolate is ready to eat that food
Ima be one big ass dude
they all out,lets order out
I gotta go cause
the pizza man
will be here any second
stop lookin at my faybo
I need to lose weight I already kno
let me see dat jelly belly
(dun dun dunt)

Gurl shake dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly
Shake dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly
Gurl shake dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly[barbeque]
dat jelly belly(repeat 2x)

Say eggo dude
a wat u gon do
i got sum maple syrup
i wanna po on you
just keep dat bottle pourin
and i keep eatin you
while i sit back lik a fat man
and make a deuce
feelin all loose
cuz i need more food
you got my belly hard
da way you flip dem burgers
workin dem big ass grills
poppin them weight loss pills
I'm gonna eat eat eat
till my stomach blows[barbeque]
got me goin in my kitchen
pullin out mo cookie dough
let da waitress kno i need to order
five hundred mo
you can best believe lata on we headed 2 da sto
so go on and make some wheat
and lets mothaf***in eat
im waitin on yo fat ass
at da front doe
gurl you don kno
ima toss dat chef salad
toss it flip it and mix it
bust a couple of peanuts
and get right back at it

Gurl shake dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly
Shake dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly
Gurl shake dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly
dat jelly belly[barbeque]
dat jelly belly(repeat 2x)
Copyright 2005

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Dionna Howard - November 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Whatz-up well Ithink your parody is just too sweet. I know how you feel it was funny. So keep doing what u doing.
jay - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
that so gay i like the fat ***** version
Angie - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
hahaha that is reall funny
MIKE - November 09, 2010 - Report this comment
FOR THREE THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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