So you wanna be a blob superstar
size large, big waist, pop tarts-
you're in charge

Growin' up and you don't even have no neck, no body
gotta watch over your weight constantly

You remember the days you we're a fat kid growin' up
looking into a mirror and thought you're blowing up
The snack- bar, filled with honey
rocked your world when you had the money
to buy it
and your impossible dream manifestd'
yet you never tought about calories
netvertheless
you gotta go for the Cheerio
but you don't know
bout the blood, sweat and tears
of coping with your fears
of losing it to someone
who just walked by
hopefully it was just
a clerk- guy
foodmaniac, not a brainiac
just knows how to get fat
ate all fourty- eight packs
Stupid, go and make a will
before you get ill- I doubt it, but still
Commercials filling
your head with fantasies
eat these, they are
filled with cheese

So you wanna be a blob superstar
size large, big waist, pop tarts-
you're in charge

Growin' up and you don't even have no neck, no body
gotta watch over your weight constantly

You ever had big dreams of eating whipped cream?
mug shot that doesn't fit on a screen
"You don't look fatty", says your daddy
"And if you don't believe, just ask your aunt Patty"
You wanna have big waist, let me explain
what happens to this guys who don't fit planes
first they eat like all damn day,
as long as you can
everything will be okay
Then you can't even sit on a can
your weight never stays the way it began
Some say they never get filled to the fullest
thats why they go sitting on a buffet.
And everythings fine, in your own mind
just don't raise that shirt too high
you wanna go far, and get large
and ain't all that goes being a blob superstar?