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Song Parodies -> "Rock and Roll, Now"

Original Song Title:

"Open Your Heart Remix"

Original Performer:

Crush 40 Vs Bentley Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Rock and Roll, Now"

Parody Written by:

BentleyBro Vs Jack Spade

The Lyrics

Yep. This is a parody done by TWO artists, Richard Forrest (That's me) and Jack Spade (both of which are characters in my story, UnOriginal Artists). Jack Spade does the Crush 40 parts, Richard Forrest (AKA BentleyBro) does the Bentley Jones parts (lyrics thought of by compromising each other's ideas. We both own lyrics to Crush 40 parts...)
RF: Now, here's something new
Jack Spade: Rock and Roll, Now
RF: Wait until we're through
Jack Spade: Rock and Roll-

RF: A new mix in the tricks for the kids
BentleyBro and Jack form a team, see to this
So, relax and wait for your face to go red
Just-
JS: Rock and Roll, now
Just until you are dead
RF: Sing it...

JS: Under rain and lightning
Danger, Lava's rising
Tremors, earth is shaking
It's such a bad thought

Shadows, dark creatures
Storm clouds flying in midair
Beatles "Helter Skelter"
What's gonna happen to us!?

All the steps we take
All the fights we break
All the great escapes
I see the darkness in all of us
Who are we!? What can we do!?

You and I are the same in the fact that
You and I aren't in so many ways
You are filled with badness and mine is not
What the hell am I saying!?

Can't go on much longer
But I will never let it go
I know that we've gotta try
Tell me now how to kick your @ss!
I'm not gonna be like this
Nor will I murder all my brethren
Close my eyes and feel the burn
Now I see who I'mma gonna do
Rock and Roll, Now
It's gonna be okay

Ancient building's burning
Shadows keep attacking
Little children crying
Coz pedophile has got them!

I dunno what I just said but it drives me INSANE!
All those crazy chicks make me sick
Why can't they act normal for just once!?

Can't go on much longer
But I will never let it go
I know that we've gotta try
Tell me now how to kick your @ss!
I'm not gonna be like this
Nor will I murder all my brethren
Close my eyes and feel the burn
Now I see who I'mma gonna do
Rock and Roll, Now
And you will say.........!

RF: Rock and Roll, Now, it will be a'ight
So, choke a bitch and then it isn't tight
Now we got a trio of music talent for your mind
JS vocs, KS guitar and Richie's style close behind
(Run through the town)
Runnin' through the town at the speed of sound
I'm breaking down all of the walls and steppin' up to new ground
It's what I know, it's what I do
Come on, you'll see
So, Just Rock and Roll, Now, coz I will set you free, yeah!

JS: IF IT WON'T STOP!
There will be no parodies left!
HIS @SS TIED DOWN BY
All the pain, gotta set it free!

I know that we've gotta try
Tell me now how to kick your @ss!
Close my eyes and feel the burn
Now I see who I'mma gonna do
Rock and Roll, Now
It's gonna be okay...! Yeah!
Yeah!
Rock and Roll, Now...!

Nah, Nah...ah...ah...
KS = Kevin Shaboki (pronounced Shuh-bock-ee), a made-up character from my original comic series, Spiritbots, who ended up in UnOriginal Artists because I, at one point, had his father return to his son (Tommy Shaboki left Kevin's family) and was actually a rockstar, instead of a believed alcoholic that was hit by a truck. It didn't help with the fact that he's supposed to die in the following season (although he IS revived later on)...

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