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Song Parodies -> "Wipeout Racers"

Original Song Title:

"Sonic Heroes"

Original Performer:

Crush 40

Parody Song Title:

"Wipeout Racers"

Parody Written by:

Airrider

The Lyrics

Hello to all the Wipeout fans out there! The Anti-Gravity racing series that's been around pretty much as long as the Playstation has been is coming to the PSP! Just one more awesome chapter in this futuristic racing giant's record. I don't even own a Playstation (not yet, anyway) and I am a fan. So here's an ode to the premier racing series for all of you Wipeout faithful out there.
They float and don't come down
Ships that never touch the ground
Tracks that spin you upside down
A Wave Quake crash with lots of sound!

As the series comes of age
Brand new tour, so turn the page,
It's the latest high-speed race,
AG System's here with sight's on you!

Watch me throw three hours away,
Watch me play all day,
Feisar's speedster's on your tail,
Heading your waaaaay!

WIPEOUT RACERS!
WIPEOUT RACERS!

Back with a vengeance, the tracks go ablaze!

WIPEOUT RACERS!
WIPEOUT RACERS!

Setting the stage for a Wipeout parade!


I won't even hesitate,
A second will decide your fate!
Auricom turns way too late,
Piranha runs by their own rate!

Watch me blow Quirex away,
Watch me fly today,
Watch Icaras blast by you,
Flyin' awaaaaay!

WIPEOUT RACERS!
WIPEOUT RACERS!

Back with a vengeance, the tracks go ablaze!

WIPEOUT RACERS!
WIPEOUT RACERS!

Setting the stage for a Wipeout parade!

Cheer your team on when you're down....
As the words do form aloud.
Whoa, Whoa....Wipeout

I can race another day,
Wave Quake all the way.
'Cause it's Wipeout.....

When the green flag drops, place first no matter how,
No one can take you down!
Heaaay!

WIPEOUT RACERS!
WIPEOUT RACERS!

Back with a vengeance, the tracks go ablaze!

WIPEOUT RACERS!
WIPEOUT RACERS!

Setting the stage for a Wipeout parade!

WIPEOUT RACERS! (Wipeout! Racers~)
WIPEOUT RACERS! (Wipeout! Racers~)

Flying all-out at top speed all the way!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Just Flipp - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I was nice 4-3-4 just because it was video game related
Stephen aka Step-chan - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, and never played the game. I usually play RPGs.

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