Song Parodies -> Large

Original Song Title:

"Cold"

Original Performer:

Crossfade

  
Parody Song Title:

"Large"

Parody Written by:

AstroMike F

Looking back at me, I can see that I always ate way too much
I never stopped to breathe or chew
I just shoved it in, now I've got three chins

Food is the antidote that gets me by
Something strong like a drug, it gets me high.

What I really meant to say, is I'm sorry for how much I weigh
I never meant to be so large, never meant to be so large
What I really meant to say, is I'm sorry for how much I weigh
I never meant to be so large, never meant to be so

Large in girth, so sorry for all my size
Maybe with another meal
I could reel it in but I'll never win, and now I can see

Food is the antidote that gets me by
Something strong like a drug, it gets me high

(chorus)
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colin - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I think this band is sweet
TheHeartlessOne - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
um... it wasn't too bad but you left out an intire verse "i never really wanted you to see the screwed up side of me that i keep locked inside of me so deep it always seems to get to me i never really wanted you to go so many things you should have known i guess for me theres just no hope i never ment to be so cold" were you just half retarded when you wrote this or something?!
Joel Martinez - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
The song's called "Antidote", DIMWITT!!

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