,Looking back on our chats
I see I never told you my hair was white
you were too hot to tell the truth
And I guess in my deluded mind, I'm still a young man
Unlike most young guys, I've got a job and car
and like Bob, Enzyte's the drug that keeps me...hard!!!

I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old

To you, I'm sorry about all my lies
maybe in a different life
you could see me when I was a younger man
and maybe, you'd like me
But unlike most young guys, I've got a job and car
and like Bob, Enzyte's the drug that keeps me...hard!!!!

I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old

I never meant to be so old

Never once did I believe
that you would gag when you saw me
I thought I'd be inside you so deep
but now age depression's gettin' to me
I said to you, girl, please don't go
you screamed "go back to the nursing home"!!
Now, I guess, even cybering, there's just no hope
I never meant to be so old

I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old