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Song Parodies -> "Yo No Quiero Cantar Esta Canción"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Marmalade"

Original Performer:

Cristina Aguilera and co.

Parody Song Title:

"Yo No Quiero Cantar Esta Canción"

Parody Written by:

Becky Donoghue-Rick

The Lyrics

Estuviese Rodríguez: Mya came out of her dressing room
upon hearing Cristina yelling
she said "hey, Cristina, what's up"
and Cristina said "Look at this"
Then Cristina showed Mya
her French dictionary
where she had looked up the words to the chorus
and then Cristina said...

Everybody: Yo no quiero cantar esta canción, no no
Yo no quiero cantar esta canción

Puja Khanna: yeah yeah yeah yeah
Then Pink came out to see
what was going on out there
and when she saw Mya and Cristina
she asked them what was going on
And then Cristina
showed to Pink
what she had showed to Mya
and once more she repeated...

Everybody: Yo no quiero cantar esta canción, no no
yo no quiero cantar esta canción

Beki Tang: Then Lil Kim came out saying
"what in the world is going on here"
and then Pink, Mya, and Cristina
told her what was happening
Then Lil Kim said "Hey, Cristina,
this isn't worth all this trouble"
then Cristina said "But it is"
and she turned around and left

Everybody: Hey, Cristina
what's up with Cristina

BT: Then Cristina went back to her room
saying "I'm not going to sing that song"
but that was when everybody
realized who's turn
was coming up next
and they started calling...

Everybody: Cristina...

ER: It's your turn!

Everybody: Cristina...

PK: Cristina Aguilera! Come out of there right now!

Everybody: Cristina...

Zoya: Oooooh
hey, hey, heeeeeeey
Finally Cristina agreed
to sing her part of the song
but it was not without resignation
oh, oh, oooooooooh

PK: Finally everybody showed up

ER: and sang their parts

Zoya: finally, everything was worked out
oh, oh, oooooooooooooh

Everybody: And that was what happened
what was happening here
Everything worked out in the end

Zoya: And after all was done...

Everybody: Cristina no quería cantar la canción, no no
pero al final sí la cantó...

ER: that's what happened, yeah...

Everybody: Cristina no quería cantar la canción, no no
pero al final sí la cantó

BeckyDR: Zoya
Zoya: Oooooh ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh
BDR: Puja Khanna
PK: That's what happened
BDR: Beki Tang
BT: wei wei ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
BDR: Estuviese Rodríguez
ER: Oh oh oh, oh oh
BDR: everybody
ER: oh yeah
BDR: knows just what happened here
Zoya: ooh
BT: wei wei
BDR: Becky Donoghue-Rick, here
Everybody: And that's the whole story, ooooooooooooh yes sir
Translations:
Yo no quiero cantar esta canción = I don't want to sing this song

Cristina no quería cantar la canción = Cristina did not want to sing the song

pero al final sí la cantó = but she finally sang it

wei = hey

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