-> "They'll Claw You Open"
Original Song Title:
"Arms Wide Open"
Parody Song Title:
"They'll Claw You Open"
The Lyrics
1.
Well I just saw/ Those goons today/
They're cannibals/ And real deranged/
So close your eyes/ And loudly pray/
As trickling blood/ Streams down your face.../
(First Refrain)
They'll claw you open/ Not a pretty sight/
Welcome to disgrace/ They'll tear out everything!!!/
They'll claw you open/
They'll claw you open.../
2.
Well I don't know/ If you're ready/
To be defined/ As unsightly/
So take a breath/ And then they'll stab your side/
For good measure/ They will eat your hide!!/
(Second Refrain)
They'll claw you open/ Not a pretty sight!!!/
Eat you in this place/ They'll barely leave a trace!!!/
They'll claw you open/ Cause they're awful deranged/
They'll rip you up/ And tear out everything!!!/
They'll claw you open!!!/
They'll claw you open!!!/
They'll eat up everything!/Oh yeah!!!
They'll claw you open.../
(Instrument break and horror sounds)
(Bridge)
They'll gut you like a fish/ And gobble up your hands/
They'll liquefy your spleen/ And toss out all your glands/
Yes they will take your life/ And eat it in the sand/
And they will drink your blood/ And claw you open/
(Third Refrain)
They'll claw you open/ Not a pretty sight/
Now they'll eat your face/ Existence soon erase!/
They'll claw you open/ Cause they are that deranged/
They'll rip you up/ And tear out everything!!!/
They'll claw you open.../
They'll claw you open.../
(Trail)
They'll tear out everything!
Oh yea!!!
They'll claw you open.../
Wide open....
(End)
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