Song Parodies -> They'll Claw You Open

Original Song Title:

"Arms Wide Open"

Original Performer:

Creed

  
Parody Song Title:

"They'll Claw You Open"

Parody Written by:

BulldozerBegins

A group got trapped on an island when their ship was trashed at sea. They wake up to find themselves surrounded by cannibals, with a mysterious voice singing their fate...
1.

Well I just saw/ Those goons today/
They're cannibals/ And real deranged/

So close your eyes/ And loudly pray/
As trickling blood/ Streams down your face.../

(First Refrain)

They'll claw you open/ Not a pretty sight/
Welcome to disgrace/ They'll tear out everything!!!/
They'll claw you open/

They'll claw you open.../

2.

Well I don't know/ If you're ready/
To be defined/ As unsightly/

So take a breath/ And then they'll stab your side/
For good measure/ They will eat your hide!!/

(Second Refrain)

They'll claw you open/ Not a pretty sight!!!/
Eat you in this place/ They'll barely leave a trace!!!/

They'll claw you open/ Cause they're awful deranged/
They'll rip you up/ And tear out everything!!!/
They'll claw you open!!!/

They'll claw you open!!!/

They'll eat up everything!/Oh yeah!!!

They'll claw you open.../

(Instrument break and horror sounds)

(Bridge)

They'll gut you like a fish/ And gobble up your hands/
They'll liquefy your spleen/ And toss out all your glands/

Yes they will take your life/ And eat it in the sand/
And they will drink your blood/ And claw you open/

(Third Refrain)

They'll claw you open/ Not a pretty sight/
Now they'll eat your face/ Existence soon erase!/

They'll claw you open/ Cause they are that deranged/
They'll rip you up/ And tear out everything!!!/
They'll claw you open.../

They'll claw you open.../

(Trail)

They'll tear out everything!
Oh yea!!!
They'll claw you open.../

Wide open....

(End)
Song parody created by Dozerfleet Productions, formerly known as Cormorant Entertainment Productions. Send all questions to bulldozerbegins@yahoo.com.
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Song title police - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
The full name of the orig. song is "With Arms Wide Open." Good job on the parody though.
TJC - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Yikes! Good job and thanks for the Cannibal Lecture...
The Charnstar - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds painful... 5-5-5

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