Song Parodies -> Quit Rebuilding
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Stop Dancing" |
| Original Performer: | Creed |
| Parody Song Title: | "Quit Rebuilding" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick |
I just don't see the intelligence of living in Florida, to be in the path of a hurricane every year, or FOUR of them this year. Then these people get on tv, crying their eyes out, and saying they will stay there and rebuild their houses. OF course, taxpayers help out the ones who don't have insurance. And we help them out again when the next hurricane hits. And so on and so on...I have a problem with that! I have one solution. MOVE OUT OF FLORIDA!
At times mother nature
gets real angry
she can be a fright
With hurricanes, floods and tornadoes
You know the weather just don't seem right
when thousands must flee
a huge calamity
I must get on my knees, to pray
And you know the wind and rain
will be a real big pain
but you'll be real dumb and rebuild your house again
people, quit rebuilding
avoid the hurricane's eye
move away
move away
at times, some are stupid
and they just can't take the hint
When the weatherman tells them of a hurricane's path
the words sometimes don't sink in
and they don't see
coming catastrophe
and they just don't read, the papers
And you know the wind and rain
can cause some death and pain
and survivors will be dumb and rebuild again
people, quit rebuilding
avoid the hurricane's eye
move away
move away
(guitar solo)
you are fighting an endless battle
avoid the problems, avoid the hassel
you are fighting an endless battle
avoid the problems, avoid the hassel
and you know some are real lame
(real lame)
and of course they are to blame
(to blame)
because they just aren't smart
and move the hell away
people, quit rebuilding
avoid the hurricane's eye
move away
move away
people, quit rebuilding
avoid the hurricane's eye
move away
move away
people, quit rebuilding
avoid the hurricane's eye
move away
move away
Are they stupid, ignorant buttholes?
Are they digging themselves a deep hole?
gets real angry
she can be a fright
With hurricanes, floods and tornadoes
You know the weather just don't seem right
when thousands must flee
a huge calamity
I must get on my knees, to pray
And you know the wind and rain
will be a real big pain
but you'll be real dumb and rebuild your house again
people, quit rebuilding
avoid the hurricane's eye
move away
move away
at times, some are stupid
and they just can't take the hint
When the weatherman tells them of a hurricane's path
the words sometimes don't sink in
and they don't see
coming catastrophe
and they just don't read, the papers
And you know the wind and rain
can cause some death and pain
and survivors will be dumb and rebuild again
people, quit rebuilding
avoid the hurricane's eye
move away
move away
(guitar solo)
you are fighting an endless battle
avoid the problems, avoid the hassel
you are fighting an endless battle
avoid the problems, avoid the hassel
and you know some are real lame
(real lame)
and of course they are to blame
(to blame)
because they just aren't smart
and move the hell away
people, quit rebuilding
avoid the hurricane's eye
move away
move away
people, quit rebuilding
avoid the hurricane's eye
move away
move away
people, quit rebuilding
avoid the hurricane's eye
move away
move away
Are they stupid, ignorant buttholes?
Are they digging themselves a deep hole?
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My house remained intact when Frances and Jeanne struck the Bay Area. I was relieved when Charley and Ivan missed this region.
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