Song Parodies -> My Fly's Wide Open(Stumping For Votes)
| Original Song Title: | "With Arms Wide Open" |
| Original Performer: | Creed |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Fly's Wide Open(Stumping For Votes)" |
| Parody Written by: | Dee Range |
I'm not politically inclined, so it doesn't matter who you imagine singing this, Bush, Kerry, Nader et al
Well I just gave
A speech today
It seems my mind
It just somehow strayed
I hear the crowd
Begin to bray
I look straight down
And have to face
My fly's wide open
Under the spotlights
Welcome to disgrace
I showed them everything
With fly wide open
With fly wide open
I'm not Dumbo
As they could see
I'm just a man
Now called Tin-y
Sucked in my breath
And tucked it back inside
They're laughing still
Even my damn wife
My fly's wide open
Under the spotlight
Welcome to disgrace
I showed them everything
With fly wide open
Now all the polls have changed
They took my votes
Cause size means everything
When fly's wide open
When fly's wide open
I showed them everything, damn
With fly wide open, wide open
Well I have just one chance
Just a chance in hell
That I'll be stung by bees
And it will really swell
Then I will get my wife
To hold it by the hand
And we will greet the press
With fly wide open
With fly wide open
Under the spotlights
And all the polls will change
I'll get their votes
Cause size means everything
When fly's wide open
When fly's wide open
I'll show them everything, oh yeah
With fly wide open
Wide open
A speech today
It seems my mind
It just somehow strayed
I hear the crowd
Begin to bray
I look straight down
And have to face
My fly's wide open
Under the spotlights
Welcome to disgrace
I showed them everything
With fly wide open
With fly wide open
I'm not Dumbo
As they could see
I'm just a man
Now called Tin-y
Sucked in my breath
And tucked it back inside
They're laughing still
Even my damn wife
My fly's wide open
Under the spotlight
Welcome to disgrace
I showed them everything
With fly wide open
Now all the polls have changed
They took my votes
Cause size means everything
When fly's wide open
When fly's wide open
I showed them everything, damn
With fly wide open, wide open
Well I have just one chance
Just a chance in hell
That I'll be stung by bees
And it will really swell
Then I will get my wife
To hold it by the hand
And we will greet the press
With fly wide open
With fly wide open
Under the spotlights
And all the polls will change
I'll get their votes
Cause size means everything
When fly's wide open
When fly's wide open
I'll show them everything, oh yeah
With fly wide open
Wide open
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Funny, Dee!! 5s...
Heh.
I can't believe someone gave you a 4 for funny! This is a riot! 5's for sure!
DKTOS, but great.
DKTOS, but it couldn't apply to Bush--he's a pussy. 5s.
Arwen, mac, Ashkickass, and Leo Jay, thanks for the kind words and votes
John, funny comment. Thanks
DKTOS, but I like how it reminds me of that story of President Johnson whipping out his Texas Longhorn at a White House meeting to reinforce his point that them commies weren't gonna get their dirty commie hands on THAT or something like that or whatever.
LOL! 5's!
Johnny D, thanks. "Texas Longhorn" is a new one on me, but funny.
Joelle, thank you
Wow, this song was awesome, much better than my 'With Ears Wide Open' . Now that I've got some competition I'll have to re-write my lyrics! lol 5's all the way baby.
Dee - DKTOS with Creed, but this is an excellent read. (Jeez, I'm rhyming EVERYWHERE today).
DKTOS, Dee, but it's funny.
You're a poet and don't know it?
You're a poet and don't know it?
I meant Paul is a poet.
Amy, Paul, and Adagio, thank you
great one! One of the funniest ones I've seen. Pull in these 5's through your fly!
Mia, thanks. I'm pulling right now
(ABC05) DKTOS, but this was a good read, a great premise. I can just picture what the video would look like! Nice surreal ending.
(ABC05-M) Funny read.
(ABC05-M) DKTOS...already commented.
(ABC05) Barely remember TOS and it's not on the Creed CD I have, but funny. I liked the 2nd stanza the best. 555
(M) nice one Dee, and good on you for not being politically blinkered - politics is too important for people to vote for only what's best for them, or their ego-fed alignments, and not considering what's best for the country - it's not about barracking for football teams - there, my rant for the day - 555
(ABC) I'm SURE I commented on this before, Dee. (???) Oh well, excellent job. 555
(ABC05) Stung by bees, huh? That'll work for you Dee? This parody grew on me...555
ABC--totally laughing out loud, Dee...this is GREAT!
(ABC) That was excellent :-D
(ABC) See above!
ABC M - It had to have been Dubya... no one else could've possibly gone freeballing and forgotten to zip up the fly. At lewast no one else running for president.
(M) :-)
Excellent, Dee. :-)
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