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Song Parodies -> "My Fly's Wide Open(Stumping For Votes)"

Original Song Title:

"With Arms Wide Open"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creed

Parody Song Title:

"My Fly's Wide Open(Stumping For Votes)"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

I'm not politically inclined, so it doesn't matter who you imagine singing this, Bush, Kerry, Nader et al
Well I just gave
A speech today
It seems my mind
It just somehow strayed
I hear the crowd
Begin to bray
I look straight down
And have to face

My fly's wide open
Under the spotlights
Welcome to disgrace
I showed them everything
With fly wide open

With fly wide open

I'm not Dumbo
As they could see
I'm just a man
Now called Tin-y
Sucked in my breath
And tucked it back inside
They're laughing still
Even my damn wife

My fly's wide open
Under the spotlight
Welcome to disgrace
I showed them everything
With fly wide open

Now all the polls have changed
They took my votes
Cause size means everything
When fly's wide open
When fly's wide open

I showed them everything, damn
With fly wide open, wide open

Well I have just one chance
Just a chance in hell
That I'll be stung by bees
And it will really swell
Then I will get my wife
To hold it by the hand
And we will greet the press
With fly wide open

With fly wide open
Under the spotlights
And all the polls will change
I'll get their votes
Cause size means everything
When fly's wide open
When fly's wide open

I'll show them everything, oh yeah
With fly wide open

Wide open

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 31

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Arwen - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, Dee!! 5s...
mac - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh.
Ashkicksass - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't believe someone gave you a 4 for funny! This is a riot! 5's for sure!
Leo Jay - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but great.
John Barry - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it couldn't apply to Bush--he's a pussy. 5s.
Dee Range - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, mac, Ashkickass, and Leo Jay, thanks for the kind words and votes
Dee Range - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
John, funny comment. Thanks
Johnny D - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like how it reminds me of that story of President Johnson whipping out his Texas Longhorn at a White House meeting to reinforce his point that them commies weren't gonna get their dirty commie hands on THAT or something like that or whatever.
Joelle - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! 5's!
Dee Range - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D, thanks. "Texas Longhorn" is a new one on me, but funny.
Dee Range - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Joelle, thank you
Amy - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, this song was awesome, much better than my 'With Ears Wide Open' . Now that I've got some competition I'll have to re-write my lyrics! lol 5's all the way baby.
Paul Robinson - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee - DKTOS with Creed, but this is an excellent read. (Jeez, I'm rhyming EVERYWHERE today).
Adagio - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Dee, but it's funny.

You're a poet and don't know it?
Adagio - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I meant Paul is a poet.
Dee Range - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Amy, Paul, and Adagio, thank you
Mia - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
great one! One of the funniest ones I've seen. Pull in these 5's through your fly!
Dee Range - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Mia, thanks. I'm pulling right now
Agrimorfee - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS, but this was a good read, a great premise. I can just picture what the video would look like! Nice surreal ending.
Rex - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05-M) Funny read.
Adagio - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05-M) DKTOS...already commented.
Red Ant - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Barely remember TOS and it's not on the Creed CD I have, but funny. I liked the 2nd stanza the best. 555
Stuart McArthur - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(M) nice one Dee, and good on you for not being politically blinkered - politics is too important for people to vote for only what's best for them, or their ego-fed alignments, and not considering what's best for the country - it's not about barracking for football teams - there, my rant for the day - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm SURE I commented on this before, Dee. (???) Oh well, excellent job. 555
Rick C - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Stung by bees, huh? That'll work for you Dee? This parody grew on me...555
Arwen - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--totally laughing out loud, Dee...this is GREAT!
Adam Eccleshall - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) That was excellent :-D
Johnny D - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Ethan Mawyer - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC M - It had to have been Dubya... no one else could've possibly gone freeballing and forgotten to zip up the fly. At lewast no one else running for president.
Scathe - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(M) :-)
Phil Alexander - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent, Dee. :-)

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