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Song Parodies -> "With Ears Wide Open"

Original Song Title:

"With Arms Wide Open"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creed

Parody Song Title:

"With Ears Wide Open"

Parody Written by:

Q-Tip Posse

The Lyrics

Well I just heard the news today
It seems my ear is going to change
I close my eyes, begin to pray
Then chunks of wax, fall down my face

With ears wide open
Under the Q*Tip
Welcome to my ear
I'll show you everything
With ears wide open
With ears wide open

Well I don't know if I'm ready
To have the ear I need to have
Take my wax, take it from deep inside
We waxed it off, we've cleaned our ear

With ears wide open
Under the Q*Tip
Welcome to my ear
I'll show you everything
With ears wide open
Now my ear has changed
I'll show you wax
I'll show you everything
With ears wide open
With ears wide open
I'll show you everything...oh yeah
With ears wide open...wide open

If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I hope he waxes me
I hope he understands
That he can take my wax
And hold it by the tip
And he can greet all wax
With ears wide open

With ears wide open
Under the Q*Tip
Welcome to my ear
I'll show you everything
With ears wide open
Now my ear has changed
I'll show you wax
I'll show you everything
With ears wide open
With ears wide open
I'll show you everything...oh yeah
With ears wide open...wide open

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Bob O'Mara - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Kind of nauseating of a topic. However, it wasn't bad. Nice job.
Frankie - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh man... Q-Tip posse? ROTFL!!
2nz - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad. You used the original a bit much for my tastes, but the idea was pretty good. Switch up more of the lyrics and work on your rhyme scheme for next time. Like in the third stanza, regardless of how you think of it, 'ready' and 'have' just don't rhyme, plain and simple. Keep trying, and know that your rhyme scheme is still better than Creed's original one.

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