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Song Parodies -> "I Quit Smoking"

Original Song Title:

"With Arms Wide Open"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Quit Smoking"

Parody Written by:

Eugene Finley

The Lyrics

I really need to quit smoking!
Well I will try; I'll start today,
It seems my life is going to change,
Threw out my light, and my ash tray
Then tears of pain streamed down my face,
'Cause I quit smoking,
I just want one more light,
I threw them all away,
Should have smoked up everything
But I quit smoking
I'm quit sure I'm not ready,
To be a man without smoking,
I'll take a breath, inhale with all my might,
But I decided I'd live a longer life,
Cuz I quit smoking,
I just want one more light,
I threw them all away,
Should have smoked up everything,
But I quit smoking
If I had just one wish
Only one demand
If I have to start to eat
I hope I don't get fat,
That I will take the food,
And throw them in the can
And I can greet the world
Without smoking, yea

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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MrMacphisto - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
God, the original of this one was so annoying... I'm glad you did a parody of it, because this version is not only funny, but more coherent as well....
2nz - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing was a bit off in some areas, good public service announcement, kind of. And good luck with kicking the habit.
steven - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
if i ever quit smoking ( probably never) i might actually try to sing that one lmao

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