I found some leftovers, I think they're moldy
I'm holding them, eating them is unsafe
It seems I forgot to eat this roast beef
Or is it angel food cake?
I felt woozy when I took a whiff
Now I'm face down on the floor
I'm surprised I didn't faint
Didn't faint

It's moldy now
It's at least six years old, and it's stinkin'
Maybe six years
Ago it expired

It's clear to see, its life is over
I put it there the night I ate those steaks
I thought I threw it out a long time ago
But now, it's a pungent place
I cried out, "Haz-mat team, save me!"
But the stench killed off my breath
And for hours, I blanked out
I blanked out

It's moldy now
It's maybe 2 decades old, I'm thinkin'
The last time I touched it
Disco was cool

My eyes watered up
But I still believe it'll eat through my trash bag
So please burn it for me
'Cause I still believe terrorists will use it to make weapons
For you and me
It's so stinky

Moldy now
I'm face-down in my kitchen, it's so stinky