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Song Parodies -> "Coats Wide Open (Britney's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Arms Wide Open"

Original Performer:

Creed

Parody Song Title:

"Coats Wide Open (Britney's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Mike Raf

The Lyrics

To all the people who hate the freaking wannabe teenager when she's really 56 with fake boobs, and her names Dorris Campeloon Dears. I found out after i watched the old women show on tely
Well I just heard, a song today
Seems like Brit...
Is kinda gay
I close my eyes
The T.V beings to play
Then a cross is shown
On Britney's face...

Her coats wide open
Under the spotlight
Welcome to this show
We'll show you Britney's t*ts
Her coats wide open
Her coats wide open

Well I don't know
If I'm ready
To see what, I'm about to see...
I take a breath
I open my eyes, wide
I stare in awe
I saw them shine...

Her coats wide open
Under the spotlight
Welcome to this show
We'll show you Britney's t*ts
Her coats wide open

Now everything I see
I saw her bra...
I saw her everything...
Her coat's wide open
Her coat's wide open

I saw her every thing... Oh yeah!
Her coat's wide open... (Wide open)

If I had just one wish
Only one command
I hope my wife's not here
I hope she understands
And she will take my life
And Squeeze it out of words,
And tell me what she saw

Her coats wide open
Under the spotlight
Welcome to this show
We'll show you Britney's t*ts
Her coats wide open... Wide open

Wide open...
ęCopyright: Mikerosoft Cooperation, Michigan USA

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jessi14 - November 29, 2002 - Report this comment
this is a cool one lol
shanice - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
very bad but can be vey much better.
MewSword - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Um... you just go one thinking that dearest.

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