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Song Parodies -> "Your Bad Breath"

Original Song Title:

"One Last Breath"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Your Bad Breath"

Parody Written by:

Efrain Colon II

The Lyrics

Verse 1:
Close your mouth!
I think i'm fainting, i'm pluggin' my nose 'cause it is safe.
It seems you have alot to say, and i'm trying to escape.
I wish that I was somewhere else!
But i'm here with your bad breath.
Now make it go away. Go away.

Chorus 1:
Spare me now. I'm one inch from your face, and i'm thinkin',
Maybe you could, use a mint.

Verse 2:
I'm lookin' pale. Now i'm bent over.
I'm barfin' on all of my blue jeans.
I think found a pack of Tic-Tacs
in one of my pockets.
I cried out, "Heaven save me!"
but i'm here with your bad breath
now make it go away.

Chorus 2:
Spare me now!
I'm one inch from your face, and i'm thinkin'
Maybe you could, use a mint.
Spare me now!
i'm one inch from your face, and i'm thinkin'
Maybe some Colgate
would help about now.

Verse 3:
I've got gum with me!
And I still believe their's a piece left of this Wrigley.
So please have some Big Red!
Just think of it as a gift to you from me,
To you from me, to you from me.

Verse 4:
Spare me now
I'm one inch from your face
and it's stinkin' (stickin')

(Repeat chorus 2)

Verse 5:
Your bad breath
Is making children cry
so close it because it... stinks.

Colon Songs LLC

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