Song Parodies -> Kurt
| Original Song Title: | "Mono" |
| Original Performer: | Courtney Love |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kurt" |
| Parody Written by: | The Lesbian Losers, woo woo woo |
Dunno just felt like we needed to update our parodies to something
recent, its just a random song about how courtney hired an
italian hit man to kill kurt cobain. seriously! the blood that
was found on the walls behind him proved that he had to have
been shot in the head four times! and $25, 000000 was paid
out by courtney to this italian guy shortly after, kurt also had so
much cocaine in his system he couldnt have held a gun at all,
period.
recent, its just a random song about how courtney hired an
italian hit man to kill kurt cobain. seriously! the blood that
was found on the walls behind him proved that he had to have
been shot in the head four times! and $25, 000000 was paid
out by courtney to this italian guy shortly after, kurt also had so
much cocaine in his system he couldnt have held a gun at all,
period.
Hey yeah we had everything
Lots of money
And I wanted some more man
I was a whore
Is this the part in the book that you wrote
that I came and killed my husband
You didnt miss me
You didnt miss me
Well they say that Kurt is dead
They're obviously right
His suicide note was fake
I've practised his writing before
Oh god you owe me one more song
so I can prove to you that
I didnt kill kurt cobain
Oh god just listen fast
Here comes the facts
I hired a man
I shot him dead
You wont hear him sing again
He had loads of money that I wanted to have man
Full of ecstacy, hard drugs and big men
Yeah yeah yeah
Turn the lights back on
You're gullible
But you wont listen long
A rifle in his hand that night
I want wanted him dead
With a bang and kurt was gone and
I have his money
Oh god I wanna hear you say
I wanna hear you say that I'll burn in hell
Oh god you owe me one more song
So I can fill you with shit
About not killing him
Oh god I'd give you anything
To hear you say that I'll die
And burn in hell
Oh god before I leave this life
Now enable them to see
Kurt is never gonna be
the one that you adore
Blew out his brains that night
Two million dollars from his records
(cos now he's gone)
I hired a hit man, I killed kurt cobain
(it had to be done)
He got too much money I was cruel
I'm a merciless whore
We blew his brains all over the walls
Run away run away run away yeah
Oh god I wanna hear you say
I wanna hear you say they'll kill me with fire
Oh god I wanna hear you say I wanna hear you say
That I'm a trampy little bitch
Oh god you owe me one more song
Get me outta this life, see this whore as I really am
Its just a sad sad hoe
That likes to cum
And enable them to see
I need the electric chair
Let me hear it tonight
Let me hear it tonight
I've gotta hear it tonight
You're gonna let me hear the electric tonight yeah
Lots of money
And I wanted some more man
I was a whore
Is this the part in the book that you wrote
that I came and killed my husband
You didnt miss me
You didnt miss me
Well they say that Kurt is dead
They're obviously right
His suicide note was fake
I've practised his writing before
Oh god you owe me one more song
so I can prove to you that
I didnt kill kurt cobain
Oh god just listen fast
Here comes the facts
I hired a man
I shot him dead
You wont hear him sing again
He had loads of money that I wanted to have man
Full of ecstacy, hard drugs and big men
Yeah yeah yeah
Turn the lights back on
You're gullible
But you wont listen long
A rifle in his hand that night
I want wanted him dead
With a bang and kurt was gone and
I have his money
Oh god I wanna hear you say
I wanna hear you say that I'll burn in hell
Oh god you owe me one more song
So I can fill you with shit
About not killing him
Oh god I'd give you anything
To hear you say that I'll die
And burn in hell
Oh god before I leave this life
Now enable them to see
Kurt is never gonna be
the one that you adore
Blew out his brains that night
Two million dollars from his records
(cos now he's gone)
I hired a hit man, I killed kurt cobain
(it had to be done)
He got too much money I was cruel
I'm a merciless whore
We blew his brains all over the walls
Run away run away run away yeah
Oh god I wanna hear you say
I wanna hear you say they'll kill me with fire
Oh god I wanna hear you say I wanna hear you say
That I'm a trampy little bitch
Oh god you owe me one more song
Get me outta this life, see this whore as I really am
Its just a sad sad hoe
That likes to cum
And enable them to see
I need the electric chair
Let me hear it tonight
Let me hear it tonight
I've gotta hear it tonight
You're gonna let me hear the electric tonight yeah
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Really?! yeah i think i heard about that before too! well thats a pretty good song to get courtney back newayz, keep writing!
it was heroin, not coke
courtney rocks, shes battling her demons right now so lay off her! also it was herion DUMBASS, so get your facts right before you jump to conclusions.... anyway if courtney HAD killed kurt then why isn't she in jail? o yeah thats right, cos theres no solid evidence!!!! grow up little kiddies blaming someone else for kurts death isn't going to bring him back so stop whining and get a life!
i am sick of ignorant people! 1st of all heroin and coke are A LOT different so get ure facts straight! And Courtney may have hired a hitman but the guy that they suspected and spoke to was so strung out on drugs himself that he had no idea what anyone was talking about. And lastly if he was shot 4 times what happened to the other 3 puncture wounds?!?!? get over it, he's gone.
okay you people need to calm down, seriously, this aint good for your health
I'm a Nirvana fan. Don't know much about Kurt's death. If it was over money that's horrible. Funny song. Not a big fan of Courtney. Spoiled brat who's always crying for attention. Wouldn't be surprised if she did have him whacked; she's got enough money to. Hey Hairspray queen are you sure that the suspected killer that they talked to wasn't just putting in on an act? I guess we'll never know; he's gone and so is all evidence! Ow well life goes on.
seriously dudes, calm down, ok it was herion, you dont need to go on a big trip about it, sorry for that tiny mistake. it was just a bloody parody, PLEASE dont take it so personally, unless you're courtney, then sorry. in fact i do really like this song, it just seemed like fun to make a parody on it. ive got nothing against courtney, REALLY.
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