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Song Parodies -> "Don't Play Kokomo"

Original Song Title:

"Eskimo"

Original Performer:

Corky And The Juice Pigs

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Play Kokomo"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

"Kokomo", as recorded by The Beach Boys, hit the Adult Contemporary Billboard Charts in 1988, and also the Hot 100 Charts as #1 that same year...
Well I really hate "Kokomo"
(Not the only one, I know)
Yes I really hate "Kokomo"
Sakes alive!

I could take you dancing for a silly polka
And I can stand "Livin' La Vida Loca"

But I really hate "Kokomo"
Don't know why

I like many songs that suck
That make chicks blubber
And I can take Stevie Wonder's "Part Time Lover"

But I really hate "Kokomo"
It's so trite

I'll even take songs by Air Supply
Or Barry Manilow, or Dionne Warwick's "Walk On By"

But please, don't play Eskimo
I will bribe!

How 'bout Seals And Crofts now?...
(opening bars of "Summer Breeze" gently hummed...)

A dead dad's duet
With Natalie Cole
Or even the light ballads of Mr. Billy Joel...
Yes, Billy Joel

But I really hate "Kokomo"
Really hate "Kokomo"
(Not the only one, I know)
Let's hear some Il Divo...
Please, just don't play "Kokomo"
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee.

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Agrimorfee - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
What happens when you submit a parody after only getting 3 hours of sleep the previous night is that you screw up line #17.
Matthias - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Not bad, once again I would have enjoyed it more if you finished the song with mockery of the various bands. This one would have worked expecially, but it was still good.
Jack Wilson - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 5s
alvin - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
as a member of the "no mo kokomo club", i give this resounding fives
Ann Hammond - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
he he I had a feeling you were going to use Kokomo with this.

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