-> "Hey Little Leo (The Mean Puffle Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Hey Little Sparta (The Mean Kitty Song)"
Parody Song Title:
"Hey Little Leo (The Mean Puffle Song)"
The Lyrics
Little puff puffle
Little puff puffle
Little puff puffle
Little puff puffle
Little puff puffle
Little puff puffle
Little puff puffle
Little puffle puffle puff
I got this sky blue puffle about 4 months back
he was the nicest little puffle, now i wanna hit the road like jack
This little puffle is a ninja, always biting at my flippers
This little puffle is a warrior, not to mention a nipper
he's an evil little puffle look what he did to my wing
he tries to get in trouble and is always mean
I could give my pet his ball but he always deflates it
And I used to have a fish but then he just ate it
He loves to tear on my favorite pieces of leather
Puffle chews on my shoes and he licks on my feathers
Always jumping on the cactus plant and acting like a mutt
playing in the window sills and tearing through the hut
He's so full of energy and easily amused
puffle will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles, and jumping on my knee-o
he acts like a lion so i named him leo
Hey little leo what is with all the fight
little bitty puffle wanna bite bite bite
Hey little leo what is with all the fight
little bitty puffle wanna bite bite bite
Hey little leo what is with all the fight
little bitty puffle wanna bite bite bite
Hey little leo what is with all the fight
little bitty puffle wanna bite
Where'd you go
are you stalking me?
are you in the fridge quite possibly
fluff laid back so you don't get caught
ready to pounce my belly with everything that you got
I know you're probably watching me from across the room
concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
You're not invisible puffle, I'm gonna find you first
Come out come out before I make things worse
I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been
Hey puffle why don't you give in
Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared
Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared
I think I hear a blue puffle under the couch
I know your making noises thinking i'm a mouse
You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your prey
cause you always seem to find me first, but not today
Hey little leo what is with all the fight
little bitty puffle wanna bite bite bite
Hey little leo what is with all the fight
little bitty puffle wanna bite bite bite
Hey little leo what is with all the fight
little bitty puffle wanna bite bite bite
Hey little leo what is with all the fight
Come on out, I'm gonna get you now
I've got 'em cornered
and now he's mine
He's not gonna get away this time
I'll snatch him up fast before he can run and...
Aw man! He's got the runs...
What is with my pet? I'm confused
He's got a bed, but it's never been used
In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight
then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light
How could I let this creature live inside of my home
I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm at the dojo
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
this kitty may destroy everything that I own
Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
He's the best puffle that I've had
and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention
Hey little leo what is with all the fight
little bitty puffle wanna bite bite bite
Hey little leo what is with all the fight
little bitty puffle wanna bite bite bite
Hey little leo what is with all the fight
little bitty puffle wanna bite bite bite
Hey little leo what is with all the fight
showing love, that's all this puffle does
little puff puffle
little puff puffle
little puff puffle
little puff puffle
little puff puffle
little puff puffle
little puff puffle
little puffle puffle puff
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