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Song Parodies -> "Hobbits Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Gangsters Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coolio

Parody Song Title:

"Hobbits Paradise"

Parody Written by:

Jake Lyell

The Lyrics

By the way Grant, I wrote this, thats right, me, Jake.
As I walk through the shire where the hobbits live and play,
I take a look at Samwise and realise he's very gay.
I had never noticed it till he was hitting on me,
In our tiny hobbit holes we all live happily, FOOL!
60 years ago my uncle Bilbo found a ring,
Gandalf sent me and my friend to destroy the thing,
and I guess because I had been on that journey so long
that the ring had kept corrupting me till my mind was gone.
I met a crazy creature Gollum, he was seeking the ring,
but he claimed he had changed his ways so I took him in.
Samwise did not believe him so I sent him away,
that mistake I have regretted to this very single day.

We get all our drinks in pints, livin' in a Hobbits Paradise.
The Proudfoots are not very nice, even in a Hobbits Paradise.
The children look like cute little mice, livin' in a Hobbits Paradise.
My best friend is old Samwise, livin' in a Hobbits Paradise.

Gollum used to be a hobbit too you know,
but when he killed his cousin Deagol, his village forced him to go.
My uncle was very disappointed to hear the ring had gone,
for he had been holding on to the ring for ever so long.
I'd never let him take it even if he deserved it,
He's had many journies with the ring, none went by unheard of
Us hobbits smoke pipeweed and we never get high,
We drink everyday, right from morning to night, FOOL!
Our names are all made up our own parents names,
The tiny Hobbit children all love to play games.
We're not at all very tall, Gimli is even taller,
If you you laugh at us it will make all your hearts smaller.

Samwise, Merry and Peregrin, a faithful, loyal three,
like big old friendly labradores, but these ones belong to me.

We get all our drinks in pints, livin' in a Hobbits Paradise.
The Proudfoots are not very nice, even in a Hobbits Paradise.
The children look like cute little mice, livin' in a Hobbits Paradise.
My best friend is old Samwise, livin' in a Hobbits Paradise.

Hobbits fom Bywater, Hobbiton and more,
live in cosy houses, all have circle doors.
Think your pretty lucky because you are so tall?
Well I know that in Hobbiton only animals are small!
I am called a Hobbit not a Slobbit,
my Uncles house is full of gold many Hobbits will try to rob it.
I'm not insane, my uncles wealthy,
so if you do not believe me you will no longer be healthy.

We get all our drinks in pints, livin' in a Hobbits Paradise.
The Proudfoots are not very nice, even in a Hobbits Paradise.
The children look like cute little mice, livin' in a Hobbits Paradise.
My best friend is old Samwise, livin' in a Hobbits Paradise.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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 3   2
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The Caca Man - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
This song was actually made in the 90's but it's an ok parody anyway's.
Agrimorfee - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute...better paced than the last voter says, not the greatest parody about LOTR, but cute.
Phil Alexander - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Made me want to shout "that's ProudFEET" (or whatever it is in LOTR), Pacing wasn't perfect, but kind of fun
Michael Pacholek - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Let the record show that I am NOT saying this to impress Arwen, I'm saying it on merit: VERY funny, and you can ring up another five.
Arwen - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I am very rarely able to match pacing on rap...but I dig the read.

And let the record show that while I know that Mr. Pacholek wouldn't have thrown down the 5s if he didn't think you deserved them...he also wouldn't have thrown down my name if he hadn't been trying to get my attention. ; )
Weird Al - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Hi there, this is Weird Al Yankovic, the writer of this song is a good friend of mine and he sent me the first copy of the song, he was inspired by my song Amish Paradise, it follows the pacing of Amish Paradise not Gangsta's Paradise so I would rate it as good as one of mine. P.S. Funny as Hell, and hello to the kind people at amiright.com
Jake Lyell - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow thanks weird al and hello Daniel!

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