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Song Parodies -> "Surfa's Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Gangsta's Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coolio

Parody Song Title:

"Surfa's Paradise"

Parody Written by:

Zack Attack

The Lyrics

As I surf through the valley of water in batches
I take a look at my board
And realize that it's in scratches
'Cause I've been laughing and surfing so long
That even the lifeguard thinks that my mind is gone
And I always surf a wave, even when I don't deserve it
Me be playing in the sand, you know that's unheard of
You better watch where you're swimming
And where you're surfing
Or else a tsunami's gonna knock you to the dirt, yeah
I really like to swim and I gotta surf
As I tan, you see me in the sandy turf
Dude, I'm the kinda guy that little dudelets wanna be like
Hanging ten day and night
Surfing waves in the street light
Been spending most my life living in a surfer's paradise
Met fishies once or twice living in a surfer's paradise
Screaming abdacks!
Look at the tsunami I gotta be facing
I can't live a normal life, I was raised in Hawaii
So I gotta be down with the swim team
Too much lifeguards watching, I gotta be chasing dreams
I'm an un-educated dude with a sunburned mind
Hanging ten on one hand with a gleam in my eye
I'm a licensed surfer, dude, I'm a surfer
And my goggles are up so don't make my eyes angry
Dude, night ain't nothing but an hour away
I'm surfing a wave do or die, what can I say?
I'm 10 now , will I ever live to see 11
Cause here come the pirates of the Caribbean!
Been spending most my life living in a surfer's paradise
Met fishies once or twice living in a surfer's paradise
I'm cooking up a tsunami, so go run crying to your mommy
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's surfing, but no one's got the power
Of the king Triton
But I don't know who's looking.
Which lifeguard is it?
Bob? Jack? Larry?
If they can understand my slang, why don't they reach me?
I guess they can't
I guess they won't, I guess they're bored
That's why I got my feet on the board, dude!

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