Song Parodies -> Terrorist's Paradise
| Original Song Title: | "Gangsta's Paradise" |
| Original Performer: | Coolio |
| Parody Song Title: | "Terrorist's Paradise" |
| Parody Written by: | MC Budder |
verse 1
As I walk through Iraq in a shadow of death
I take a look at this bomb on my chest and realize there ain't much left
coz i have been walkimg around with this gun 4 so long
even alquida thinks that my mind is gone
and i never dropped a bomb on anyone that really deserved it
but it's in my job description so not 2 do it u know it's un heard of
but u better watch Sadam, coz i'm a take ya job
and i'm on a suicide mission 2 France's heart
and I really hate Canada so I goota shoot
and when u not lookin i'm stickin' hot coal down in ya boot
i'm the type of terrorist Osamma wishes he could be
sneakin up on u Tony Blair with an AK and a couple 43's
been spendin most our lives livin in a terrorist's paradise
(repeat)
can't sit in this electric chair thet got me facin
i had 2 give myself in coz hidin in Etheopia i was racin was & was pacin
and i know there's no hope unless my suicide bomb team help's me
but i know that only happens on taliban T.V.
i'm an educated towel head and only one thing on my mind
it was 2 kill Gearge Bush but now they got me on the grind
i'm a low down muslim with a knife in my hand
2 get away from dat noose i'll do whatever i can
that leathel injection ain't nothin but a whisper away
i tried 2 pay off the judge and the jury with the help of Hussein
i got 2 hours 2 live and down the street what do i see
my prayers been answered it's the pakistani bomb team
been spendin most our lives livin in a terrorist's paradise
(repeat)
now i know i'm gonna live, i'm no longer a doubter
but they haven't been gettin closer, now 4 bout an hour
now i hear em' all screamin and most are even runnin
and i see the squat team every 1 of them homo's gunnin
and i've done gave up all hope
ain't nothin left 2 do
i'm gettin closer 2 da rope
Hitler i'm joinin u
i guess that's the rop on my neck, now i know what it feels like 2
i can't believe Osamma let me down, my ghost will haunt that fool
been spendin most our lives livin in a terrorist's paradise
(repeat)
As I walk through Iraq in a shadow of death
I take a look at this bomb on my chest and realize there ain't much left
coz i have been walkimg around with this gun 4 so long
even alquida thinks that my mind is gone
and i never dropped a bomb on anyone that really deserved it
but it's in my job description so not 2 do it u know it's un heard of
but u better watch Sadam, coz i'm a take ya job
and i'm on a suicide mission 2 France's heart
and I really hate Canada so I goota shoot
and when u not lookin i'm stickin' hot coal down in ya boot
i'm the type of terrorist Osamma wishes he could be
sneakin up on u Tony Blair with an AK and a couple 43's
been spendin most our lives livin in a terrorist's paradise
(repeat)
can't sit in this electric chair thet got me facin
i had 2 give myself in coz hidin in Etheopia i was racin was & was pacin
and i know there's no hope unless my suicide bomb team help's me
but i know that only happens on taliban T.V.
i'm an educated towel head and only one thing on my mind
it was 2 kill Gearge Bush but now they got me on the grind
i'm a low down muslim with a knife in my hand
2 get away from dat noose i'll do whatever i can
that leathel injection ain't nothin but a whisper away
i tried 2 pay off the judge and the jury with the help of Hussein
i got 2 hours 2 live and down the street what do i see
my prayers been answered it's the pakistani bomb team
been spendin most our lives livin in a terrorist's paradise
(repeat)
now i know i'm gonna live, i'm no longer a doubter
but they haven't been gettin closer, now 4 bout an hour
now i hear em' all screamin and most are even runnin
and i see the squat team every 1 of them homo's gunnin
and i've done gave up all hope
ain't nothin left 2 do
i'm gettin closer 2 da rope
Hitler i'm joinin u
i guess that's the rop on my neck, now i know what it feels like 2
i can't believe Osamma let me down, my ghost will haunt that fool
been spendin most our lives livin in a terrorist's paradise
(repeat)
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Whassup yo! I didn't mean 2 put this song in da 200's but who cares, right.
Canada Rules!
Hey, BIAM, tell my man Chretien I said, "Quel est en hauuuuuuuut!" That's (roughly) French for "Whassuuuuup!"
Read my keys Pacholec, No estarde chingondo, joto. That's roughly... you get the picture wise guy..
"Ones guy" is Guy DiRito.
Oh yeah - Like I'd almost use 'guy' in the signature block if I wanted to spoof a comment. This is obviously someone who either hates you or wants to see us fight. I will not give them the satisfaction for an end to their means. Nice try.
Break it up! Parody Prison is not a nice place to be. Lets try to be adults, so everyone can enjoy the comment board . Thanks.
dis song is da shiznit homey we bros 4 life nigga
Seeing as how you give all my songs bad stuf and leave mean comments i have a right t give this song 1's
U DESPERATELY need to wotk on ur pacing
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