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Song Parodies -> "Terrorist's Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Gangsta's Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coolio

Parody Song Title:

"Terrorist's Paradise"

Parody Written by:

MC Budder

The Lyrics

verse 1
As I walk through Iraq in a shadow of death
I take a look at this bomb on my chest and realize there ain't much left
coz i have been walkimg around with this gun 4 so long
even alquida thinks that my mind is gone
and i never dropped a bomb on anyone that really deserved it
but it's in my job description so not 2 do it u know it's un heard of
but u better watch Sadam, coz i'm a take ya job
and i'm on a suicide mission 2 France's heart
and I really hate Canada so I goota shoot
and when u not lookin i'm stickin' hot coal down in ya boot
i'm the type of terrorist Osamma wishes he could be
sneakin up on u Tony Blair with an AK and a couple 43's

been spendin most our lives livin in a terrorist's paradise
(repeat)

can't sit in this electric chair thet got me facin
i had 2 give myself in coz hidin in Etheopia i was racin was & was pacin
and i know there's no hope unless my suicide bomb team help's me
but i know that only happens on taliban T.V.
i'm an educated towel head and only one thing on my mind
it was 2 kill Gearge Bush but now they got me on the grind
i'm a low down muslim with a knife in my hand
2 get away from dat noose i'll do whatever i can
that leathel injection ain't nothin but a whisper away
i tried 2 pay off the judge and the jury with the help of Hussein
i got 2 hours 2 live and down the street what do i see
my prayers been answered it's the pakistani bomb team

been spendin most our lives livin in a terrorist's paradise
(repeat)

now i know i'm gonna live, i'm no longer a doubter
but they haven't been gettin closer, now 4 bout an hour
now i hear em' all screamin and most are even runnin
and i see the squat team every 1 of them homo's gunnin
and i've done gave up all hope
ain't nothin left 2 do
i'm gettin closer 2 da rope
Hitler i'm joinin u
i guess that's the rop on my neck, now i know what it feels like 2
i can't believe Osamma let me down, my ghost will haunt that fool

been spendin most our lives livin in a terrorist's paradise
(repeat)

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 22

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MC Budder - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Whassup yo! I didn't mean 2 put this song in da 200's but who cares, right.
Bush Iz a Moron - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Canada Rules!
Michael Pacholek - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, BIAM, tell my man Chretien I said, "Quel est en hauuuuuuuut!" That's (roughly) French for "Whassuuuuup!"
Ones guy - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Read my keys Pacholec, No estarde chingondo, joto. That's roughly... you get the picture wise guy..
Neither "Michael Pacholek" nor "Ones guy" - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
"Ones guy" is Guy DiRito.
Guy DiRito - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh yeah - Like I'd almost use 'guy' in the signature block if I wanted to spoof a comment. This is obviously someone who either hates you or wants to see us fight. I will not give them the satisfaction for an end to their means. Nice try.
Parody Police - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Break it up! Parody Prison is not a nice place to be. Lets try to be adults, so everyone can enjoy the comment board . Thanks.
t-hen - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
dis song is da shiznit homey we bros 4 life nigga
Mikey Boy - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Seeing as how you give all my songs bad stuf and leave mean comments i have a right t give this song 1's
John - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment
U DESPERATELY need to wotk on ur pacing

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